Carolyn Wilson

I am an actor and improviser, living the dream!

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I had so much fun working on this show. I hope you have a chance to take a break and watch "Space Force". It launches Friday 5/29/20 on Netflix. @DanielleCasting @BGCasting @pauldmc @RENITACASTING

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

Happy Mardi Gras! But for me, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

You don’t realize how grateful you are to have many actor/singer/comedian friends until you hear a group of government employees sing “Happy Birthday” to their co-worker. Yikes!

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I was having a nice holiday weekend and then I went bra shopping. If you need me, I’ll be eating an entire box of kid cereal to console myself.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I just got a prescription filled and read the flyer that comes with it. I'm pretty sure I am experiencing all of the side effects and I haven't even taken the medicine yet.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

@Ed_Ackerman Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a discounted My Pillow.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I love the CVS and Walgreens are sending me Black Friday sale emails. Don't they know that we go there on the LAST day of holiday shopping when we are completely out of ideas for appropriate gifts?

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I walked to "my" Trader Joe's in Toluca Lake this morning. They are closed today so their crew members can attend Mely Corado's funeral. Bravo, Trader Joe's for allowing all your workers to go. I wish they didn't have to.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

Viva Mexico!

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

After a fun weekend of seeing friends and a good improv rehearsal, I capped off my weekend by re-watching "Coco". Now I'm a mess. It's such a beautiful film but it makes me do the ugly cry.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I just played an excellent "air violin" with the solo in "Dust in the Wind". I think I missed my calling.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

This looks really fun. Can't wait to see it. https://t.co/wYTi4LJIzR

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

The #SpyWhoDumpedMe opens this summer, and here’s an exclusive peek at it! Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon, you’re hilarious.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

It's so easy to make a difference. Don't take your health for granted. https://t.co/ykSxBkprgZ

[Fixing Paco @FixingPaco]

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Text the word KIDNEY to 21000 where you can make a tax-deductible donation of any amount to the Mendez... https://t.co/bJEae9KZId

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I am officially old. I just told a Samsung Customer Service rep who was helping reset Netflix on my TV that I couldn't find the menu button on the remote because, "there are too many damn buttons on this remote!" #old, #luddite

[Nathaniel Miller @nathanielmiller]

@America_Young Umm... this is amazing. https://t.co/vBZh5Wio6Z

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

@CamilleSharon I think it's because we are too lazy to turn the page to look at landscape view. We are doomed!

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I am starting a campaign that all documents have to be printed on letter sized paper. No more legal sized paper! Who's with me? #8andahalfby11

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

Sometimes I can't remember things that I need to know for work or if I locked my car. But, today while driving, I flipped to the oldies station and accurately sang all the words to "The Purple People Eater". #priorities

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

@JoeCamareno You always know what I am thinkingah.

[Carolyn Wilson @ThatCarolynW]

I called a business today. Their message said, "Thank you for callinG. . .if you are needinG. . . try emailinG" Every final 'g' was very pronounced, almost sounding like, "Gah" at the end of each word. That is really annoyinGAH.