Chris Post

Boston Comic and host of “Stuck And Poke”, the podcast for Tattoo stories gone off the rails:

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Spotify: you mostly listen to Dio and Patton Oswalt.

Me: I have a girlfriend, you just don’t know her.

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The Horror…

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@thomcrowley Best Tight 5 ever.

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Cancelled my afternoon, gotta follow this guy to see where he ends up.

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I just got flipped off by a 90 y/o. Shows on the Cape are fun.

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@ItsJayWhittaker Love how this was tweeted at 11:11

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Hahahaha this is like the saddest looking open mic set list ever.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

My preferred pronouns are:
Impeach/Biden
Purge/DOJ
Defund/FBI
Fire/Fauci
Abolish/ATF
Close/The/Border
Only/Two/Genders
Put/Prayer/Back/In/School
No/Men/In/Women’s/Anything
Ban/Drag/Queen/Story-time
Stop/Gender/Affirming/Care/On/Kids
Bring/Back/American/Energy
America/First

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Hey I'm headlining at @nicksboston this Saturday night! Be there, 8PM: https://t.co/3TTIg96NXn

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Had the most original heckler this week, because they tried to steal my dinner while I was onstage.

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My dad just yelled at another dad for trying to cut him in line at a Chinese buffet. I’ve never admired him more.

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@kenicemobley Darts

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My new barber gave me some weed as a thank you for being a new client.

The haircut blows, but you gotta pick your battles.

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Fun time of year where you're not sure if the lethargic energy is depression or allergies.

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@MrSeanSullivan That was a fun show.

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@ChloeCunha Thanks Chloe, hope to see ya soon

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My friend dyed the cocaine green for St Paddy’s one year and some guy refused to snort due to “allergy concerns.”

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Me: the bar where I do my show has been sold, every week could be the last show.

Other Comic: Bummer, so any room this week?

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It's sad going to a Newbury Comics in a mall.
The cashier looks like he gets his Bad Brains shirt dry-cleaned.

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Prototype for my new business “Shot coozies for antidepressants.”

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Michelob consistently finds ways to make drinking look not fun.

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When you leave your notebook of premises open at home and your GF finds it.