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Writer, joker, thinker, heavy drinker, smoker, a joker, and may other things that end in er

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

I could go for some missile tits

#MissileTits #Bewbs

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

Its blue cheese on the buffalo wings or fuck ya mutha!!

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

The "Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo' Dat" song. Guys get that shit and SHLAP DAT ON YOU IPODS & if you're and asshole, your zune.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

“Baby bump” means the amount of cocaine you give a baby, right?

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Relationships are like snowflakes. They can't exist in the summer.

[Keli Vanilli @eviforyou]

Hey Lady,
The camel called.
He wants his toe back!

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

"I would do a pregnant chick"

-Me

#ConvosWithFriends

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

So is Horrible Bosses

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

The Change Up is a really funny movie

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

If you no le me in Taco, i will fuck you dead.

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

My favorite phase is "six ways to sunday"

Ill kick yo ass 6 ways to sunday
I beat off 6 ways to sunday
I ruffie & rape u 6 ways to sunday

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I have two different colored balls. #huskyochromia

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Robert Pattinson Looking Forward To Take On More Serious Vampire Roles After 'Twilight' Films http://t.co/uBHFiZEs #OnionYIR

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

This download is dial-up slow…

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

#ConsOfDatingMe

I have standards

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

#WhenIWasLittle

I was a silly bitch

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

@KentKnowsThat Dont be a silly bitch. Its for shits and giggles nothing wrong with making jokes about anything.

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

#ReplaceSongTitlesWithVagina

"Chasing Vagina(s)" (Chasing Pavements, Adele)

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

#ReplaceSongTitlesWithVagina

"Born of a broken vagina" (born of a broken man, Rage against the machine)

[Unknown @ThatCockyFucker]

#ReplaceSongTitlesWithVagina

"Big Vagina Bitches" (big booty bitches, a lost people)