Michael Cosgrove

I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee. Andy Dufresne killed his wife.

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

This week I learned how insane many people from my old neighborhood are. They are the ones OK with, excusing, or implying some grand conspiracy for this despicable act.

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

Homemade chicken parm with some hot #Marconi #giardiniera really punches up the dish

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

If one of the best moments of your life involves John Madden eating chili you need to reevaluate your life

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

@JDore70 Correct. I don’t know what that means—add a half can of water instead of a full cup?

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

My mother in law got me three cans of condensed soup for Christmas

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

@RapDaddyRed @SBNation Gotta ask him, I guess

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

1>2, but neither are very good

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

Ok #fast2, jumping the bridge was cool but jumping the guy jumping the bridge? 🧑‍🍳 💋

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

James remar breathes life into every one of his scenes in this

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

Jesus. The pleated pants on this guy!

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

Whoa! The old switcheroo!

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

Double sledgehammers? Where is this going?

[Michael Cosgrove @ThatCosgroveGuy]

I’m 5/8 through this movie and have only a loose grasp of the plot