@Parody_PM TBF the SNP have been incompetently running Scotland for 20 years and the dipshits still vote for them and want an independent Scotland run by them.
@GutoLlewelyn Lots of tactical voting to keep Reform out. If Labour rally after this shitstorm I'd expect those who supported Plaid this time to switch back.
Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other.
Here’s a few facts for you.
1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker.
2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy.
3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker.
4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too.
So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life?
No, of course he doesn’t.
In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it.
He is USING you.
I despair.
@ATRightMovies Saw lots of movies i was too young for. Lots of the jokes went over my head but loved the music. As I got older I noticed more and more 'new" jokes i finally understood. Stone cold classic.
The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero
Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker.
Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year.
Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead.
Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency.
Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle.
Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free.
Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to.
Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds.
Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires.
Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle.
Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all.
Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons.
Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting.
Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again.
Pint, mate?
@cunliffe_ian@ATRightMovies And not the kind of sci-fi film I expected on tv at 1pm on a Saturday afternoon when I was 10 years old. Cried my eyes out at the end.
@SandyofCthulhu The satire is obvious. Maybe the UK aifience just picked up on it easier.
The tongue is well and truly firmly in cheek for the entire run time.