Like a Cat on Prozac

518, lv34, Queer they/them, asexual, disabled cosplayer, sewist, crafter, #actualyautistic, streamer, really just three semi-feral cats in a Ballgown.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

Absurdist non-binary memoir in the key of F minor. Rhapsody of depression, ADD, and Autism in blue hair and Asexual. A life governed by sewing machines and cat antics. Cosplayer. Sewist. Queer. Witch. Gaymer. Feline lover. Fairy lights. Houseplants. Enter if you must.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

I have entered the rabbit hole of trying to get some of my childhood toys back. Todays find: “vintage” littlest pet shop cats. Cause desk cats. Such fond memories of my mom buying these for me as rewards for getting 100% on spelling tests.

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@Dreamsinthenoct I figured now would be a good time to bring this back:

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

Just so everyone knows I am safely on my way back to Albany. I am not stranded on the three at in ulster county. But I’m probably not gonna talk to dad for the rest of the day 🤷‍♀️

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

@Dreamsinthenoct Oh yeah parents should take full responsibility then.

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@Dreamsinthenoct Like the guys got ikea cabinets and everything that is clear no go and I hope he gets locks for everything. My dad gets mad at the cat for knocking over his models all the time and I’m like YOU LEFT THEM OUT.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

I did something today I swore not to do.

I opened tik tok at work…

Immediately got bombarded with the opening for grease.

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All I know is there are some grade A high schooler shenanigans going down and I want details. I am watching the bus this afternoon.

Move along mortals.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

Are you ever in the middle of something totaly mundane and like you get the feeling that something is not right but also this thing does not pertain to you? Move along mortal.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

The other kids know something is going on. What it is, it’s not my business. As the self appointed neighborhood witch I decide not to interrogate the kids. It’s cold I go inside. The bus comes.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

I’d like to think a century ago someone was dumb enough to anger a witch in the country side of Abruzzi who thus cursed my Italian family with early aging. Unfortunetly it’s bad genetics. But I guess I wear it well.

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That surreal moment when you realize your dads ancestral family curse DID NOT skip your generation, you’ve just managed to ignore it through camouflage for 6 years. Guys I have LOTS more grey hair at 36 than I thought. It’s happening.

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

Hi is me, I’m the pain in the ass it’s me. Turn the fucking tv down

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@Dreamsinthenoct Problem is, this is a corporate matter and I am not getting entangled with anyone from corporate yet alone bugging my manager over this (cause she’s just as in the dark)

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

Opens email

DEAR DEADNAME MIDDLE NAME LASTNAME!

…nope

(To be fair it’s about a investment package offered by my work so that info is there’s but I still did not consent to my employer outsourcing my email to its third party thingies)

[Like a Cat on Prozac @ThatDamnAimie]

And then I told my cat he’s lucky for possibly not remembering his father.

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I love how practical Shakespeare quotes can be.

Dad gets angry.

Me: “Exit, pursued by a bear”