Michael Thurston

Once retired a human by mistake. Most things I say can and probably should be used against me in a court of law.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

Go home bear, your drunk! http://t.co/34HaUz36Jo

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@cineworld Already raised a ticket online. I'll DM if nothing happens in a few days.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@cineworld hello, my group has changed without my input and at my local cinema they're trying to change me extra for watching a film. How did it change?

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@SilentHill Bring back team silent 😄.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@LastWeekTonight might want to look into this.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@FinnBalor

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@WinC_Gaming They need to go back to what The Division 1 was supposed to be.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

Fuck sake, the year is FIVE days old 😫

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@Unnamedinsider @trussliz Wasnt she famous for fucking up speeches?

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@divinity @larianstudios Thanks, new kink unlock.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

I nearly forgot my yearly tradition of changing my name. #Halloween2025

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@Aragingloon @2K @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial Punching ftw 😃. Spent 1 hour with 4 and not had time to play 🥲

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@Aragingloon @2K @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial His punching special, especially since you can upgrade it to explode every punch made me giggle 😂

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@Aragingloon @2K @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial BL1 Brick is my boi

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Most of those spiders that you see in the bath or scuttling across the carpet in the autumn are males looking for females to have sex with.

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@kozlukcontent @AdultWorkcom Can't wait for the Kozluk Kumtent mate

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@PvdHorror @VoidTalesTV @ScreamboxTV @adams_films @TheJoeLynch @BDisgusting @FLfilm Where can I watch this in the uk?

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@XboxAchs Booo

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

Is the death of a fictional character enough to warrant a "personal day" from work? #OMITB

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@the_moviebob Oh no

[Michael Thurston @ThatDamnPikey]

@therealcliffyb You'll get over it soon and wonder why you worried man.