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(PARODY ACCOUNT//NO AFFILIATION WITH AXOSUN) I am OK with flirting and suggestive stuff as long as you’re an adult (NOT TOO DETAILED PLEASE!!!) +||+PROSHIP DNI

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

(PARODY ACCOUNT INFO THREAD)

Bive
Age: Unknown, but estimated in her 30s
Approximately 6’3 in height
Is not afraid to speak her mind
Pronouns: she/it/they

Has complicated relationships with a lot of things

#Regretevator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

//bro the South Park parodies are at WAR right now 😭 #Regretevator #Southpark

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@NULL_b0t //can I have the original image of this I wanna join the trend

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

Stole a can of ravioli from a gas station to take home tonight. I got a camping stove on me so I’m fine #Regretevator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@DrRetrody *She stares at it on her cheek like a cat before licking it off and eating it*

“….”

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@kaodesho //its worse when it’s your sibling or cousin and you’re watching them have everything they’ve ever wanted while you’re sitting in the same room with nothing

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@trackstar1337 @infectedkissing //I feel like Lampert has the right to be a whiny loser after he watched his best friend become a walking corpse but that’s just me though

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

I HATE IT when you’re trying to read replies on this app and then the comments keep flickering like it’s trying to reload ITS SO ANNOYING #Regretevator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@URFAVFAWNCEL Listening to my radio knowing damn well no one’s gonna respond back

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

//I need to make a strawpage for my muse but I’m so FUCKING LAZY #Regretevator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@godscryinvessel //Im so tired of indie animation becoming mainstream because some dumbass normie mfs acting like all independent animation is the same

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

//Anomaly cafe is actually so hard to play bc I SUCK at time management so bad and I go insane #Anomalycafe #Regretevator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@pilberttheclown Cramping weeks before it starts is ACTUALLY hell on earth

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

Mornings suck. I feel like my insides are burning #Regretevator #fuckperiods

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

//Poob fans when Poob doesn’t get screentime for five seconds in a collab event #Regretevator

[Donathan Donathan @Thelightwolf1]

Fuck anomaly cafe honestly. Pest and Poob can't have fucking anything, they never get chosen first for collabs, it's always Bive, Folly, Split, Infected, before Pest and Poob
Those two didn't even get proper plushies they got fucking KEYCHAINS.

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@Thelightwolf1 //Poob fans when Poob doesn’t get screentime for five seconds in a collab event

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

I may sound like a crazy idiot to a lot of you but y’all will NEVER catch me thinking live footage is AI. That is some next level ignorance DONT PLAY WITH ME #regretavator

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@bivelobotomy I would ROCK these so hard on valentines day

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@hairydetective @pilberttheclown //Bive dies and gets reborn as Whive

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@Bnanadawg_40 *Cinematic cut: She’s curled up in her bed with her radio on as background noise*

[⏰+BIVE+⏰ @ThatDetective00]

@BivesLover // omg she’s literally just a baby