D α и т є

「ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴅᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ; ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ
ᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴇᴛᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʀʏ.」

``ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ, ꜱᴍᴀᴄᴋ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴍᴏᴛᴛᴏ.``

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

ωαηηα кησω тнє ηαмє?ー
ー🅳🅴🆅🅸🅻 🅼🄰🆈 🅲🆁🆈.

•✒ ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ

• ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ/ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ

• ɴᴏɴ ʟᴇᴡᴅ

• ᴅᴍᴄ ʀᴘ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ

"ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ
ᴡᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ?"

"Ｊ ａ ｃ ｋ ｐ ｏ ｔ．"

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

"...Feels like there's more demons every day around here. Or... well, more like every month.

Well, not like I can complain. If they keep quiet, I won't have any headaches to deal with. If they start trouble, my wallet might start to fill up again.

Either way's fine with me."

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Suddenly, a loud yawn erupts from the Devil May Cry office.

"Ahh, damn... how long did I sleep in? Feels like ages... and I feel like crap."

He's been sleeping in his chair, so of course, he's gonna be aching. And probably for a while, so don't mind him if he creaks.

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Joke's on him, Dante hasn't paid the phone bill in weeks!

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

@ADevilOfAPoet || God, when you change his colors like that he looks like a Final Fantasy character

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

- letter haphazardly off his desk.

"And to top it off, I'm still starving. Tch... rotten night. The hell am I, cursed or something?"

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

In other news...

Dante has just finished sifting through his bills. He now also has a splitting headache, which he has decided to treat with a cold can of beer held to his temple.

"Christ... This crap just keeps getting higher and higher every day," he sighs, tossing a +

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

when you can't afford fuel but Morrison offers to pay your tab for you if you actually do your damn job for once

[🌸 @TroubledIntoner]

𝙒𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙.

ᴢᴇʀᴏ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴏɴᴇʀ.

-- ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇɴɢᴀʀᴅ | ᴍᴠ
-- ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ | ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
-- ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs

#ᴇᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀʀᴛ

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Arises from a pile of unpaid bills

"Ugh... damn, I'm hungry."

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

If you're gonna insult me in rhyme, at finish the damn rhyme off right.

Half-assed insults don't count around here, Shakespeare.

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

There's always next time, kids

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

@ADevilOfAPoet "Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I did what you said,
Now you owe me food."

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

@ADevilOfAPoet It did suck that it wasn't original Dante, but you know, All Stars didn't really seem like that good of a game anyway, so it's no big deal.

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

He already got a fighting game, let him stay there

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

V, quit making me hungry.

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

- damn, that feels weird to say. That feel weird for you, too?

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Heh... well, better than mastery over that than mastery over demonville. Makes it easier to keep an eye on you, too.

You're a lot less of a hassle to deal with nowadays, Vergil. Can't believe I'm saying this, but... I think I might actually be proud of you for once.

Huh... +

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Really? Don't tell me you're into bird-watching, are you Vergil?
That's unexpected.

...Then again, I guess you've had more surprising hobbies.

[D α и т є @ThatDevilHunter]

Where?