Fitzgerald

Dog life. Dog thoughts. Dog vibes.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@me_mel_and_i Also, that’s not sugar. She is just old.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@me_mel_and_i First off, why the hell does she get granola and I don’t?! Secondly, it’s like you don’t even miss me at home too. #Dadisbetter

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@Josh_Davis25 Apparently new floor is more important than me 😭 I’ll just pee on it.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

FYI my birthday is Monday. I have not registered, but will accept cash and gift cards. #Fitzis4

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Dads not home, anyone ever try Crack? Asking for a friend.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Put dogs in the White House again. #vote

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

It’s basically Christmas Eve! 28 hours to go. #HitTheRoadJack

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Ya know... That’s a good idea...

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@nsdozi10 Keep talking shit. See if Jack has four legs when he gets home.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

So, today Jack is outside teasing me through the window cause I’m inside. I went to shut his mouth up and jumped, but the window was in my way. I got yelled at. Stupid Jack, always getting me in trouble. #dogscantgothroughwindows

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

I layeth in the dark watching as HE eats. Perched up on my throne and I ponder “whilst he ever leave?”

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

I understand how the pirates in Hook felt now... #runhomejack

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Making HIM watch this tonight... maybe he will get the idea.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@Josh_Davis25 No. I like when @Yo_Mr_Mac is sad. It’s my favorite.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

The yard sale was a flop, so now I’m consider EBay. Got the post ready to go.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Oh HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO. That’s it, I need a good attorney so I can get emancipated. #MyBedBro

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

@Josh_Davis25 Koala doesn’t get a bath. He smells bad. I love him like that. Dad is dead if he does anything to him.

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

Dad and stepmom come home early cause of curfew. They don’t take me for a walk, play or give me treats. Instead I’m told “HE” is coming back next week... WORST. DAY. EVER. #AnyoneAdopting?

[Fitzgerald @ThatDogFitz]

As a doggo I love everyone—color, race, sex, sexual orientation, sexual identity, etc. All I care is that you’re a good person. #BeLikeFitz