SimpNazty

I’m having a taco-tastic day

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

I’m gonna show the people at Taco Bell my Taco Bell tattoo cause that’s all I really got going on today

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @Browns :(

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @NFLMemes No fr hahaha we were losing by 3 scores in the wildcard cause of this😂😭

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

God, please let this be it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump looked like an absolute wreck during his speech on Wednesday

(Kevin Dietsch/Getty)

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo :/

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @MySportsUpdate @AdamSchefter Probably

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@NFL @49ersDepression @RapSheet @49ersDepression you’re saved

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@MonkeyAllAround @EnzoVerse7 Take off the nostalgia glasses then look again bro

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is making his erectile dysfunction problem the entire military’s problem.

[willem dehoe @magthastallion]

Fuck ice.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

You know whats funny? If trans ppl were banned from sports this whole time. You still would have came in 5th place.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The @WhiteHouse right now:

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

He’s actually so gay lmao

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The entire right wing identity is just being a gigantic pussy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then held a UFC fight on the White House lawn, MAGA would’ve been totally normal and reasonable about it, right?

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

Gayest thing I’ve seen all Pride Month 👍

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

MAGA check-in: got your Trump phone yet? Paid for it with the $5K DOGE check or the $2K tariff dividend?
ICE enjoying that $50K signing bonus? ATC get those $10K checks?

Anyway, congrats on the wins: Mexico paid for the wall, the swamp got drained, and all the pedophiles are locked up — love that for you.

Also: huge shoutout for ending the Russia/Ukraine war, annexing Greenland, reopening Alcatraz, and making Canada the 51st state. Busy year!

And wow — inflation is over, groceries are cheaper, electricity is down, natural gas is down, healthcare is half price, and drug prices are 1,400% lower (yes, that’s how percentages work, obviously).

Plus tariffs are paid by “other countries” — definitely not Americans — and Trump’s patriotic gold watches were ABSOLUTELY not made in China.

Yay!!!! 💥

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @braves2430 Nah dude cinnamon toast, it also flavors the milk better than fruity pebbles does

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

@49ersDepression @Coach_Yac We had worse lineman

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

Woahhhhh no wayyyyyy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Andrew Paul Johnson, a January 6 rioter who was pardoned by Donald Trump, has been convicted of sexually abusing children.

[SimpNazty @ThatDudeAidan79]

Jesus he’s such a fucking sensitive bitch

[Steve Herman @newsguyusa]

Gallup announces, after 88 years, it will no longer track public approval of presidents. Trump’s second-term approval rating fell to 36% in December, among the lowest ever recorded by the company. The president repeatedly has threatened to sue media and … https://t.co/Mko5d9wJWs