Evyay

Taking one step at a time. #Edo #Scorpio 🌈

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

[Oghenerukevwe @dr_rhookie]

I look cute with it right??? 🥰

Miss Contentment stop projecting your silly insecurities on people.
You want an iPhone like madddd and it’s so obvious.
You can’t relate because you limited yourself with the mentality that only your vagina can get you an iPhone or not 🤷‍♀️

[daddy @onedarkhorse_]

this cooking of a thing btw, for me e no really go far, if na you sabi cook that thing wey we wan chop, cook am make we chop abeg, and if you dey tired at the moment or you no feel like, i go enter kitchen go cook wetin i sabi for both of us or make we go buy food if raba dey😂😂

and if na me sabi cook wetin we wan chop, i go enter kitchen go cook am, but if im also tired or don’t feel like cooking, you enter kitchen go cook the one wey easy for you or make we go buy food😂

or make we just gather enter kitchen 🤷🏽‍♂️

same with bills, if na me guide at the moment, i go guide both of us, if na you guide at the moment, guide both of us too abeg😂🙏🏽

there’s a reason why we are called “partners”

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

A grammar tip:

When choosing between “and me” or “and I” in a sentence, choose the one that works if you drop the other person.

“My sister and I went to the store,” becomes, “I went to the store,” which is correct.

“My sister and me went to the store,” becomes, “Me went to the store,” which is incorrect.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

If Ghana wins Nigeria and Ghana celebrate, if Ghana loses Nigeria troll us. If Nigeria win we celebrate with them, if Nigeria lose we drag them. Those are the rules. Dragging Ghana for winning is not part of the written rules

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"Any idiot can go to school and get a PhD" says the idiot without a PhD

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Nobody is putting any birth control thing inside my wife’s body. No extraneous chemicals or pills. We will only have kids when we BOTH unanimously agree, as God allows in His mercy. And when we’re done, I’m getting a vasectomy. A woman’s body is too sensitive for these chemicals. The side effects are crazy!

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“Soul ties” but only one soul is affected okay. Better love yourself and get over it.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

the stupidity with south africans is they don’t even take over the business and run it, they just loot it and go back to being poor, retards

[Fahad Amir @FahadAmirN]

I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE

🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA

🇳🇬: But I am not illegal

🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs

🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans

🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented

🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave

🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th

NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.

[Lady Morgana @Nigladymorgana]

A man on this earth in this Benin city Edo state has a video slashing his wrist with blade on a video recording calling my full government name saying I’m frustrated him to his death.

My crime was missing his call while I was out with my friend in Lagos🫠🫠

I was screaming on at the restaurant begging him to stop on vn

“I like mine obsessed”
E go do you like feem!!!!!!

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

So all those korean and asian dramas about extreme bullying are actually true.

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“Temi, seeing you pregnant made me look at my mum differently and realize women are actually supernatural

Bringing another human into this world is something I’ll never stop respecting 👶🏾✨”

— Mr Eaz

[Naija @Naija_PR]

My elder brother paid my school fees for 3 years.

I thought he was doing it because he loved me.

Then one night, I overheard him telling my mum the real reason.

I couldn't sleep after that.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

I have also directed the deployment of a specialised security unit with advanced rescue capabilities to intensify efforts to secure the safe return of the abducted pupils and teachers.

The communities' request for the establishment of a military base in the area is receiving urgent consideration.

I share the pain and anxiety of the affected families. No child should be taken from the safety of a classroom. No parent should have to endure this anguish.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Everyone thinks being a flight attendant is just traveling the world for free. The reality? Here’s what a day actually looks like in 40 seconds. Worth it or overrated? 👀🤔