Emeka Ndokwa

Founder & CEO @GetErrandify | Building Africa’s on-demand errand infrastructure | Pan African 🤝🏾🌍

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

ICYMI: Had to put it out here

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

@winexviv The easiest way would be government making education free then making it compulsory for every child within school-age to be in school. Any child seen hawking or doing any sort of business during school hours be taken home & the parents arrested but the education has to be free.

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

The Paraguay v Germany pidgin commentator na craze person🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

Bruh, Italians have been crashing out since yesterday cos of that Marco Palestra deal😭

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

@winexviv Stupidity doesn’t always shorten life, stupid people grow old too

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

IBB was saying the exact same thing BAT is saying.
IBB took over from Buhari too
Buhari maintained his stance on IMF loan conditions even in 2015
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

If you can relate to this question, it means your family name still has a long way to go.

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

For men;
I feel like after bearing your grandfather's last name, wouldn't you want your children to bear your own name?

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

@General_Somto That thing that will make me live like this in a foreign country not to talk of this place that looks like a village in Nigeria can never exist.

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

No be lieeee😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

ECOWAS projects Nigeria to become the world’s fifth-richest country in 50 years

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

I still remember this day like it was yesterday.
I remember where I was
What I was wearing
Everything!
One of the most iconic nights of the life of every Chelsea fan (if not the most iconic)

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

19/05/12 📆

A night forever etched in our history. ✨

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

Aswear to God 😂🤌🏾

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

anytime e be like say my own don finish God go just do magic, God na correct guy fr

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

So for context, Governors refused the advice of Okonjo-Iweala to save a percentage of the FAAC that the SWF but now Governors reportedly agree to save from it for campaign funds 😂.
PS: The one wey una chop with una mouth na him be una own.

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

APC Governors Split Over Campaign Funds

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has reportedly intervened in a growing crisis within the APC Governors Forum over alleged 2027 campaign funds, with Imo State Governor Hope Uzodimma at the centre of the controversy, according to The Will Nigeria.

Reports claim FAAC deductions were moved into accounts linked to Uzodimma under “Renewed Hope Ambassadors” and later “Renewed Hope Network,” with tensions rising after questions over spending reportedly went unanswered.

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[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

This country gets me very angry at times.
How does a supposed officer of law extrajudicially execute a suspect.
The audacity, the effrontery, the impunity to play judge, jury and executioner.
Omooooo🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😤😤😤😤
The entire police force needs an overhaul from head to toe

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

@Princemoye1 Why are they even arresting only one officer? Every officer on that scene is an accomplice and should face the consequences

[JAYWILLZ @RealJaywillz]

Thank You Canberra 💜
Adelaide next 🚀

#RollBoyTour

[Errandify @GetErrandify]

Grace in every step, ease in every errand.
Happy Easter from Errandify💜

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

Lol, in 2016 (10 years ago) as a member of SUG in my school, I was part of a Taskforce headed by the Director of Welfare to enforce selling egg-roll not more than N30😂. They wanted to sell for N50.
Today, even only the egg without the roll is at least N200🤣

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

Free version Claude >> Premium ChatGPT

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

@bimxy @jidesanwoolu @lagosMOT1 Dispute the claim and provide proof that you passed inspection, call their office line afterwards, that should fix it.
Experienced same thing last year.

[Errandify @GetErrandify]

EID MUBARAK🌙

[Emeka Ndokwa @ThatEmekaGuy]

What’s with you guys and typing see more when there’s nothing more to see?
Am I missing something?

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 @ichieEmy]

Top Eleven Mercedes Benz - My opinion:

11.Mercedes-AMG E55
10.Mercedes-AMG SL65 Black Series
9.Mercedes-Benz G65 AMG
8.Mercedes-AMG E63 S
7.Mercedes-AMG C63 Black Series
6.Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR
5.Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Black Series
4.Mercedes-AMG GT Black Series
3.Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL 6.8 AMG
2.Mercedes-AMG One ….. see more