𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛

#𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙲𝚁𝙾 #𝚁𝙴𝙳�#𝚁𝙴𝙳𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳𝚈. #𝚂𝙾𝙰𝚁�#𝚂𝙾𝙰𝚁𝙿 “𝙱𝚛��𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝚠𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜.” #ℬ𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒽𝑒𝑒

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝙼𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚗
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𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚠/𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚒𝚐. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎.

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@RuffledChaste // Cant get of me like a fat tick. :P

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@RuffledChaste “You had me at steak.”

He threw his arm around her and smirked.

“What kind of deliciousness treats do you guys want for the house? I got extra of those fall pumpkin muffins people asked for.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“Next time someone makes fun of my cooking apron I’ll stick a muffin up your ass…”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“Fuckin club wanted some seasonal muffins. Gross as shit if ya ask me.”

He chuckled and leaned down pulling some apple pie muffins with a delicious cinnamon sugar crust.

“Now Im an apple pie man myself.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“Atleast if you drag me into shit its either serious or for fuckin baking.”

He took a swig of his beer and pulled the pumpkin cheesecake muffins from the oven.

“There. Fall fuckin muffins… fuckin weirdos.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“Lets see. Your brother beat a dude with a tire iron, The littlest one popped a rival gangs bike tires.. ALL of them. And the middle one got into a fist fight at a bar room and beat the fuck out of four people and I had to bail her out. All y’all trouble like your dad.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“I love all you big and little shits but fuckin aye I dont need anymore. Im gettin my balls snipped.”

He chuckled and scratched his beard.

“Too many of ya fuckin evil bastards runnin loose.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“Cause I dont want crazy attached to me. So Idon’t wanna fuck with it if it does. Do you see how many kids I have from fuckin crazy?”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

“To fuck with or not to fuck with… Thats the question.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@RuffledChaste “Banana, Blueberry and Chocolate chip swirl are on the counter. Im baking a new apple cinnamon and I think the others pumpkin cheesecake. Ive been trying new recipes… Some are fuckin disgustin.”

[𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 @HerRavenRider]

// My accounts with @ThatFatElvis @TheRavenRider and @ThatOldWinston are all on reserve/break. Though if you want interactions i can write some in my spare time

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@slimerancher WHENNnNn

[𝕵𝖆𝖝 {Fake} @_SonOfanarchy]

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[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@CorditeCorsage “Shes one to talk when her man beat a fucking abused kiddo. Kicked her shit in. Chibs was lucky we didnt let him fuckin beat Clay to death.”

He huffed and rolled his eyes.

“Shes even tried to sleep with Tig. She needs to watch her own before trashing my kin.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@CorditeCorsage Nothing like dropping off a fresh home made muffin basket for the kiddo. And some other special treats too. After all. What kinda dad would he be if he didnt cook and prep for his kids? He shouldve just became a cook…

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@CorditeCorsage “Gemma WHAT?”

He wiped his mouth and hes curled his tongue. He and Gem were gonna have a couple words.

“The kiddos adorable… Is there anything you need from me? I can bring you just about anything.”

He chuckled.

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

// Bad news time. I wont be able to write if I cant get 70$ up to pay my internet. If anyone wants to helo i have venmo, paypal and cash app but… yeah its be almost 2 weeks before im back otherwise.

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@ChaoticParanoid “Good cause I wasnt suppose to tread on another members property but apparently i was a sexy book keeper.”

He snorted and rolled his eyes taking a swig.

“Puff puff pass darlin. Thats how that shit goes.”

[𝐵𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 @ThatFatElvis]

@ChaoticParanoid “No problem kiddo. I imagine your mom had some… colorful vocabulary for me?”

He chuckled taking a swig of his drink leaning against the counter.

“Though if the boys ask… dont tell em who your mom is. My ass will be totally roast toasted between you and me.”