Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again).
Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share.
Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist
just got a text from my gf that said "there's cops in the train i'm afraid i'll get arrested" and when i asked why in a PANIC, she answered "because i'm too sexy :/" i fucking hate her i almost had a heart attack
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Updating my gaming set up, selling my old Xbox one! Can get a controller from home/arrange for pick up when I head back north if anyone from the area wants it. Peep the link! https://t.co/nAoKTAFtHM