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[President of Carrier Nation @DANAULT24]

genuinely what is wrong w him

[taya ❀ @slushyzzn]

BRADY TKACHUK OUT OF CANADA

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Some poor fourth liner is gonna get called out on the Tkachuk podcast for refusing to sing we are charlie Kirk in the locker room

[big boy boucher 🍕 @abendytendy]

the tkachuks made hockey political

good riddance to that israel boot licking maga dick sucking inbred family

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

A lot of people laughed at the Canadiens for putting such a big emphasis on character, but in the end it’s probably one of the reasons our players want to stay, sign team-friendly deals, and don’t immediately look for a way out to the U.S. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[𝒓𝒐𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆 @slafonthebeach]

NICK SITTING AT THE DAD TABLE SOMEONE HOLD ME

[jo @miffymack]

it’s like when they tell you not to mess with baby bears bc the mom is always nearby

[KEN @DRICKIPRINT]

This is how you white!

[Sergio Da Silva @TurboHaus]

lol no wonder they lost so bad.

[emma @iheartartrick]

the people in the comments trying to say this is a bad call meanwhile bouchard was literally unconscious, are you insane

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

Get her on the team, she might take more shots than our players

[tk 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ @slafrry]

bring him back next season pls

[jia @whimsyteal]

CANADA ELIMINATED USA LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[chlo @RAUHLSREM]

Justin Fucking Bieber

[¹aur²⁰ @wck4d_]

“i have a cake at home”

and you deserve it birthday boy

[🏆- char @ga11agher]

just totally over it but still making a crazy save 😭

[steph 🍁 @sharktankhab]

And here, we see the primal hockey player bashing his head against the glass not to attract a mate, but to instead tell the wild buffalo to suck it