That Girl's Vagina

Just a girl with a giant vag.

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Her vagina is like a Legend of Zelda dungeon - big and scary.

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One day she walked in front of my TV and it took eight episodes for her vagina to get out of the way of the screen.

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I remember one day she was asleep and Amelia Earhart just flew right in and was never seen again.

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You know that tornado in Oklahoma? She queefed.

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#YouKnowSheLikesYouWhen her crotch growls.

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You KNOW she got rug burn from her cooch sagging so low.

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#WhateverHappenedTo not using your vagina lips to pull people into you?

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Looks like her vag hasn't been used in a while.

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You know that giant hole in,"How to Train Your Dragon"? Yeah, that was her vag.

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There are guards that stand outside that girl's vag to keep people from entering that pit of no return.

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This girl's vag doesn't have a cherry to pop - she has the whole damn tree.

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"Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake." Obviously you haven't seen her try to shove her vagina lips into her skirt.

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"John Smith and 2304572350723908475 people have fallen into this never-ending pit of vaginal juices."

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That girl's vagina is so big, it has a museum that displays all her STDs...including the ones not yet discovered.

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#TypesOfRelationships When you crawl up her vag and she keeps you forever. <3

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Vag like a giant and face like a donkey.

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Easy, breezy, sleazy - Covergirl.

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Thirsty? Just rub one of her vag walls and a creek will appear.

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Brb, trying to find the Sorcerer's Stone in her vag.

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Five people are missing; all of them disappeared shortly after going to see her vagina at the zoo. #CrimeWatch