TheRealGOATredneckPoet

Christian, Trump supporter, Author poet type person, lover of bourbon, smokeless tobacco and caffeine.
Navigating idiocy on a raft of common sense
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Got 2 books in my Jesus book series. Working on the 3rd.
The only thing Obama got right. I cling to God, gun's and country......
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Finished the brakes on my sane half's car that I started last week 🤣
Time to get turnt 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

@OceandocScott @TheWildMonkey2 @Gap422 @Lauradrycrklab1 🤣

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@ThatCheerMomOfX Unfortunately......yes, yes it is

[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

@vxylily A good eye patch.....

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@Amy_90_x

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@nanahendrix66 Sorry. I read "I know it's hard" and went straight into the ditch....

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Has Good Ole Days got a nursery for your 3rd wheel @FrontOfficeLos ?

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@TheWildMonkey2 @OceandocScott @Gap422 @Lauradrycrklab1 You learn to do a lot of incredible things when horny Arabs are chasing you....

[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Night y'all,
To another day above the grass or out of the oven "different stroke for different...."
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Friday ! Friday !
Where art thou ?!
I need you badly !
I need you now !
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Swatoon has killed men in war. Good play @TugCowart 🤣🤣

[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

Happy day before Friday y'all !
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

@OceandocScott Tremendously yuge live footage from the GRP Nap Cam....

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Night y'all,
Happy happy joy joy....
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@Lauradrycrklab1 @TheWildMonkey2 Love 💖 back Laura !

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@TheWildMonkey2 Yes, yes sir I am....

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If you took a trip through my brain
You'd probably think I'm insane
But really we're about the same
You got your kinks
And they got their stinks
At least I got alcohol to blame 🤣
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[TheRealGOATredneckPoet @ThatGoatPoet]

@Abednegacoolguy That's what the majority of the voices in my head tell me 👍

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Gonna have me a salad when I get home "a bloody Mary; basically the same thing"
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@Abednegacoolguy It's science Rev