Mary Simmons

Not your average 80+ grandma.

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

My good looking man is on @craigyferg

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

That kid on the drs has his hair cut like a girl's.

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

Watching my man @jimmyfallon http://t.co/3N13fRO6

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

She looks more like a man, I bet she had a sex change. #leno

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

She looks like a wild woman http://t.co/rdGZv1PT

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

#Auburn didn't have that oh guy to help them this year. #rolltide #ironbowl

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

That ole Ted Dawson is on #TheTalk

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

I like those cashmere #nuts.

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

Look at how low his pants are, like these teenagers today. #teamcoco

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

I thought that was cosmetics she was talking about, but it was a man. (news commercial)

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

Blue Valentine: that's a name to give a movie.

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

"You and your music; that's why the ink runs out so quick."

[Mary Simmons @ThatGrandma]

"It's alright" Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 #nowplaying #Beastieboys