CabbageGuy

People are fun and everything is hilarious. Feel free to DM me — I like meeting new people :D

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I love replying to random ass posts from random people I don’t know on here. It brings me more joy than it should….

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@meteorshowered Hmmmmm nahhhhhhh

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@b_ezl3bub I’ll do it if you make one

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@purplesunrandom Absolutely. I personally think people who can draw well are incredible and amazing. PLEASE BECOME THAT PERSON

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@meijikall Do u wanna play tic-tac-toe

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@pagechars You have my vote 🫡

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@NekoKat14 I’m gonna decide for you: study. If you don’t, I will be VERY disappointed

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@scallywaggot YES YES YES YES PLEEEAASSSEEEEEE

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@xoxog0ssipgrl7 Well I’m no expert, but if you know the issue then u can track down the source and address it from there. Take things slow, prioritize ur health, and keep ur head held high. You got this :)

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@shagaggs Cabbage

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@em_patheticboy Turn up gaslighting to 100 and if that doesn’t work ur gonna have to wipe her memory.

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@sl1ceofma1s Dress up as a shrimp

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@o511onie Hear me out now….

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@bluetanica You are deadass the only person to not be ABSOLUTELY ENTHRALLED by thirst trap megamind

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@bluetanica I’ll tell u after lent

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@jifysn I forgive you. You have some truly banger tweets.

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@bluetanica Ok see u after lent 😊

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@R1ppxd_Op3nn Send the ham man $500 and I’ll forgive you

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@jifysn Ur new account manager

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@bluetanica Calm down Epstein

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@bluetanica So this is what I get for trying to be nice ☹️ YEAH YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE TWITTER FOR LENT BECAUSE I DONT WANNA SEE YOU AROUND ANYMORE. And then actually don’t come back when lent is over