Zenitsu🦉

Lil Uzi’s tether🍬 Sk8 Fam💜🥀Fuck Up🤝🏾 I’m a weirdo that retweets pretty women, obsessed with anime, & BMW’s🕺🏾

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

they call me Zen for a reason⚡️💜

[ill logik @sodadecounty]

Scientists will do a study

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

I’d rather die lonely than text and beg to talk to someone who’s going to post screenshots of my texts on the internet for likes and validation.

[Astro @CrAstro2]

you can just tell KD was trying not to laugh 😭

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

This how white people tell history

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

I don’t think nobody said the practice squad niggas be rich😂😂

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Dolphins CB Darrell Baker Jr. reveals he would make only $5,500 per week on an NFL practice squad:

'Everybody thinks we're rich...' 💰🏈

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

If I’m lying I’m flying economy🎵

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

He feels SO guilty niggas caught flying economy, every video I seen him in recently is him saying how much he paid for some shit that don’t matter😂

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Rick Ross let everyone know he was going to Costco so he won’t get trolled if spotted there

“Rich ppl shop at Costco too”

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Drake x Kevin Durant for their new Nike ad 😂

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“Soul ties” but only one soul is affected okay. Better love yourself and get over it.

[Hype. @hypeziii]

We all know why Anthony Edwards caught that stray 💀

[Sesshomaru’s missing arm @dafogell]

Lmfaooooo all the bitches in my comments mad explaining why shorty was on a vacation with a 40 year old man with dentures. I know what yall are

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

the mismatch gonna forever look crazy… big up top, small at the bottom is insane body-fishing🤣

[Durag al Gaib @TheDuragGeneral]

If her titties big enough, she don’t need no ass fr

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Didn't you guys also say females mature earlier than males?

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

I thought he had on socks… THEY HIS FEET!😭 stop the suffering brother

[Sıradışı Bilim @siradisi_bilim]

Hindistan'da bu guru, inandığı tanrısı Şiva’yı görebilmek için 12 yıldır ayakta duruyor.

[Ken_ @cknze1]

I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.

Ever.

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

NGL.. women need to start looking at asking a guy you just met for money the same as the guys who just met you & ask you for nudes. Ain’t a goddamn woman out here sending nudes that easily, so why should somebody hard earned bankroll be easily distributed?!🌚

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Some men are not broke or stingy, you're just not worth their expenses.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

“You should change your name to Pevin Purant” Drake is hilarious LMAOOOOOO

[Delux @001Delux]

Wanting princess treatment knowing you belong to the streets is insane