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TW: All. Ever need a TW/CW? I suggest not continuing. Don't care if I offend people, but don't wanna traumatize 'em. There IS a difference.

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Hiraeth. Every day.

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@MrBeast @JoePompliano Is this a legitimate offer, because I'd really like to run for president. Someone needs to speak for the people, I just need a platform.

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What's happening? .@KTVU

Pacifica, CA

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What's happening? .@kron4news

Pacifica, CA

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What's happening? .@abc7newsbayarea

Pacifica, CA

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Congrats .@Chiefs Now change the fuckin' name. #SuperBowl2020

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Woke up earlier to see Star Wars than I would've for work.

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Funemployed again

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Hindsight always comes back in style.

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"Get your savory fruit salad ass outta here!" -Daniel Francois, on salsa

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"Those are some polio-filled poodles... Sick puppoes I tell ya... if FDR was any dog; Poodle." -Sean Porter

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For most, Order is straight lines.

For me, Order is an interconnected web.

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Anyone else feel the weird tension toward the end of the @abc7newsbayarea 6pm broadcast?

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.. I've lost about 50 pounds in about 6 months. Whaaaaat?

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People who almost exclusively use rideshares are nearly oblivious to just about any gas station etiquette.

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@_coolsquid I've taken this to heart. Thank you.

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Insurance is just a fucked up IRL gameshow where the people at the bottom pay in and the people at the top make weirdass rules to keep the money.

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Let's stop calling it Corruption.. let's call it what it is: Publicly Funded Self Interest.

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It's a sad moment when you think of a really good joke and realize no one you know would appreciate it.

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"We're safe. We're monkeys." -S.B.

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High 11!