Ndwei_

Researcher||MUFC|| Can impress at times||Simple ninja||
Sarcasm my other pill.

[Green Flag 𓆩🖤𓆪 @agaya_noddy]

I just cannot disagree to this 😂😂

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@gpdkaluma Backward politics. Wewe naye unaenda home upende usipende. Bure kabisa

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@pksalasya Comrade, stop being envious of Sifuna, he's not your match

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Teach yourself to not borrow money

[A.W.O.L @krazygb]

Weh..the tourist cancellations are coming in thick and fast...

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Because Matatu operators are the ones who have called off the strike, Kenyans MUST REFUSE to pay hiked fares. Since they are the ones in dialogue with the government, they should not pass on the cost of their dialogue to innocent, underpaid and overtaxed Kenyans!

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Absolutely nothing.

[I am Chege @_James041]

MAJAMAA, I HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE MATTER HERE THAT NEEDS OUR SUPPORT🛑CONSUMER ALERT!🛑

" My name is Isaac Irungu.

On the 18th of October 2016, I bought a 12.7Kgs gas cylinder from National Oil at my local shop in Buru Buru, Nairobi.

On the morning of 19th October 2016, I lit the gas to boil water as I prepared my kids for school. Coming back, the water had not boiled and I resorted to using electric kettle.

In 15mins my kids were done with breakfast and off they left for school. For those that have used National Oil gas, new cylinders emit very little gas. I came back to the kitchen to make my breakfast, and when I stroke the match, the whole kitchen went blue into flames.

I got my treatment and while visitors streamed in, one of the visitors making some beverage noted that the gas had no smell. I notified @EPRA_KE whom in turn sent SGS to do an inspection. They did, and true to our fears, the LPG gas did not contain the "Ethyl Mercaptan" a chemical which is a foul smell that should notify someone of a leaking gas.

National Oil senior officials visited me in November and suggested for compensation. But after the meeting, I called Safety Director of National Oil and he told me to direct my complaints to EPRA. When I did, I was requested by EPRA to send a fee note to National Oil through my lawyer. I did and we got a response from their insurance APA on the 31st of January 2017. They eventually requested for SGS report to process compensation which I have done over 15 letters( frame two is the latest) including countless visits to EPRA and by omission they are technically collapsing my compensation. The court has given as 14 days to get and file the SGS report and the deadline is 14th of May 2026.

I have started an online petition, seeking help from Kenyans to help me pressurize @EPRA_KE to release the SGS report. Kindly help me signing the petition via the link below and also help tagging EPRA on this post. Thank you 🙏 and be blessed"
The link: https://t.co/7pJbZpYHyh

[One Blood 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @Tipster_Blood]

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Real Madrid
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LETS LEAVE TRENCHES

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

help us retweet we find maureen...
🚨 MISSING 🚨 : A family in Githunguri is going through unimaginable distress after their daughter Maureen Nyambura Gathungu mysteriously disappeared.

Maureen, fondly known as Mo, left home on Friday to make routine deliveries but never returned. Since then, her phone has been switched off and she is completely unreachable.

What makes it more heartbreaking is that Maureen is a young mother to a 6-month-old baby, who is now left without her mum. Her sudden disappearance has left the entire family devastated and desperately searching for answers.

For days, relatives and friends have been combing through every possible lead, hoping for any information that could help trace her whereabouts — but so far, nothing has come up.

The family is now appealing to the public to help find Mo. Someone, somewhere may have seen Maureen or may have information that could help bring her home safely.

📞 If you have any information that could assist in locating her, please contact: Mary Gathungu (Mother)
☎️ [phone]

You may also report to the nearest police station.

🙏 Please SHARE widely. A family is waiting, a baby needs their mother, and every second counts.

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@ConvertOdds YouCine is what you're looking for; you'll never go wrong

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@MartinnaMaree You'd do us a great favour by describing the smell in WORDS

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Following yesterday’s events, i have been overwhelmed by the messages of support and encouragement. I will speak to the press this morning to address some of your concerns. Ahsanteni sana. God bless.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Teacher on duty:Kimbia pale Form 4 South uwaambie waache ujinga na wanayamaze.

Form 4 South:

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️🇵🇹 José Mourinho: "I was 10 years old when my father was fired on Christmas Day. He was a football coach, and his team's results weren't good. They had lost a match one or two days before Christmas.

On Christmas Day, as we were sitting at the table for lunch, the phone rang. A brief call from a club executive: you're fired. The news hit us like a ton of bricks. No one finished eating, we left the table, and sadness filled the house. Even the Christmas presents remained unopened that day.

From that moment on, I made my decision: I would be a coach. I would fight until the day when my father's name would be known worldwide.

I even wear clothes similar to his, which I have custom-made to match his style. My father is my only role model in the world."

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@BiggSammmy Any residential proxy you can recommend?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Many Senegalese fans are being held in Morocco 🇲🇦. This was the moment they were taken to court. It’s high time CAF and FIFA stepped in before it’s too late.

[Ndwei_ @ThatGuyNdwei]

@gpdkaluma Petty

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Muhoozi, why are you bragging about killing Ugandans who support the opposition?

Is it because you’re protected by your father, President Museveni?

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Uwasi Primary School, Usonga ward.
Area MP Samuel Atandi, the Chair Budget Committee.