🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽

Sofina Rose 🌹👑 Real Dad. Astros. Tweets are automated.

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

I will NEVER live this down lol 23 games later I got myself one for the season boys 🤘🏽@astros @TreyMancini Now I need to get this signed and get my uniform 😎

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

I want roadhouse 😅

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

Taking my break 30 min late bc I be helping too much 💀
Quick snack then knock out this last hour

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

@Prisillamonique 🔥🔥🔥

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘FALL 2’ has been released.

In theaters on September 2.

[DRUSKI @druski]

NO LIES TOLD 😭😭😭

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

I’m drenched. And I forgot a drink for lunch lmao

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@emkenobi Online prostitute opinions don’t matter

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Shorty was so fine she had Carter lying like 7 times in under 2 mins 😭😭

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

I was tryna stay up as late as I could, but now I have a damn migraine 😭
No phone all day tomorrow. Straight sleeping so I’m worth a fuck tomorrow night 💀💀

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[Soldier_Boy_Groyper @CGroyper12400]

Not to glaze, but this might be one of the Top 10 Greatest Tweets of All Time…

[Blackhorse Entertainment @BlackhorseLimo1]

If anyone can make the 710 astros start time tonight I have a FREE PAIR… Just RT and DM me ur email address. The first to do both gets them. Go!

[Fan of Orange Team @BOMsqwad]

🚨ASTROS TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

RT this and our PINNED tweet to enter drawing for our pair of tix to Dolla Dog night- TONIGHT!

Tix are in Yordan Alley! Drawing at 3PM or 100 entrants- whichever first. Get those glizzies and start a new streak- Tonight!

[Fan of Orange Team @BOMsqwad]

NOW AVAILABLE:

Yordan Alvarez Game Used Career Hit #133 !!! 🔥🔥🔥

Dated to Topps Now career start MLB record! Astros gear- Framed and ready for display!

Reach out to make it yours! #Yordan44MVP

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

I hate going when it’s so packed. But it forced me to do different workouts today and good LORD. Shoulders and abs are gonna be killing me tomorrow

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

Skipped out on the gym tonight, I have zero energy and my shoulder really needs a break 😐

I’ll hit it hard tomorrow 👍🏽

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

Back on TikTok and the comments on some of these videos are too damn funny bro 😭

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

As a grown woman why are you blaming all these men for all your poor choices through life 😂

Things become a pattern and people notice.

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

No way I just woke up w the worst cough 😭

[🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽 @ThatGuyStretch]

Someone come w me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Backrooms’ is now the biggest opening ever for an original horror film at $118 MILLION globally.

Directed by 20-year-old Kane Parsons.