Raccoon Daddy

Florida state champion ice fisherman - Welcome to the Thunderdome

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

Singing in church: 🦗

Singing when David Allen Coe comes on the radio:

[rover @roving_brah]

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Nice. Bass Pro Shop next door.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

When I hit the pulled pork with a little tonkatsu sauce.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How it feels to be a white boy listening to Sultans of Swing

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

sabes que se viene una guerra mundial cuando las mujeres de las revistas se ven así

[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

Update:

[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

Think I’m gonna join the military.

[War Doll @thewardoll]

The problem is not that your enemies have a voice.

The problem is that democracy allows them to be heard.

I don't know how our ancestors ever bought the lie that personal liberty at a civic level would ever bring anything other than the complete destruction of civilization, but here we are.

Most people are "path of least resistance" individuals, and all democracy ever did was give them an equal voice to the noblemen and heirs of great and honorable lineage.

We only ever built beautiful things when we did them for God, and under the steadfast rule of Christian Monarchy.

Perhaps that's why these same enemies were behind the destruction of that governance, but we're probably not ready for that conversation yet are we?

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

I don't think an Airborne unit has gone this hard since 1944.

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

Will's gay speech in Stranger Things lasted longer than the operation to remove Maduro from power in Venezuela

[Ralph the Airborne Ranger @Hsolo275]

I be actin all hard but really… I’m making faces at babies in the grocery store and moo’ing at cows

[Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons]

*be me

*has never been carpenter*

*watches Larry Haun instructional video*

"Well, guess Imma go frame a house now.."

[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

This is neat

[American Pathfinders @appathfinders]

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[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

@MisterBubbles71 @BudLightSadness Much less than their used to be but it’s till here. A lot of cracker families still have cane patches for syrup as well. Mine does.

[Tactical Wisdom @DolioJ]

I will be making a brief statement and not taking any questions.

Val Kilmer's best role was Doc Holiday and no one has ever come close.

I am deeply saddened by his passing, but I know he is at peace now.

It was hard enough when he died at the end of Tombstone.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

influencers be booking $800/night hotel rooms, locking their suites with paper towels, putting motion alarms on their door, elevators you can’t even take without a keycard - i’m sleeping in motel rooms out of slasher films with a Glock and a winner’s attitude, and I’m paranoid?

[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

@6Voodoo This is what they need to use when they officially announce Drop Ship Trooper as an MOS in the Space Force

[Raccoon Daddy @ThatGuyTester]

@Brushbeater It was called REACH here in Florida, they had me doing research projects on aquatic animals in the first grade.