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[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Bruno Man ,

They intentionally lie on his head

Best midfielder in the world by a mile

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

No winger will EVER reach these levels.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

@estimojeh @hypetribeng Who ?

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

MTN na trans network, bro.

Na my data Them/they thief.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Man
Lammens is insane

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Haven’t we announced baleba before ?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A new home for Karim Cassim ❤️

Welcome to Manchester United! 🇾🇪

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

This should kill off the buried hyena juju

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Do you know what it means that Pastor Jerry Eze is holding NSPPD Prayer Conference at Old Trafford, Manchester United’s 74k capacity stadium and there's no available ticket.

People are having to make TikTok videos begging for people to give them tickets!!!!

This is not in Nigeria,
This is in the United Kingdom,
This is not in any other stadium,
This is the legendary Old Trafford Stadium!!!

I'm blown away and just can't wait for this Saturday, 26th September, 2026!!!

If you're going, comment in the comment section.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Underlying hopium

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

🛡️ Lowest xG conceded in the Premier League this season:

🥇 Nottingham Forest (5.25)
🥈 Arsenal (5.34)
🥉 Manchester United (6.79)

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Striking similarities

https://t.co/8bYNd7Be9I

[Jimmy Hosang @Hosang]

United are an outlier...

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

The future Naruto envisioned

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa:

When I visited Trump at the White House, when he said the Golan Heights belongs to Israel, I made the joke, “Why don’t you give New Jersey to the Israelis? You don’t own the Golan Heights to give, but you own New Jersey.”

I believe New Jersey is full of Democrats, and they are not voting for Trump, so it would be good to give it to the Israelis. At least this is something you own. Trump doesn’t own the Golan Heights.

Regardless of this joke, the Golan Heights is owned by its own people. It is neither the Syrian president’s, the American president’s, nor any other person’s to abandon or give up to others.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Soft launch

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💔💙 Ferran Torres: “This week, I’ve been dealing with moving and bringing all of my stuff from Barcelona to Paris”.

“The only one I haven’t been able to bring is Pedri! I miss him very much”,
told El Hormiguero.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

@donthypeem Calling for his sack just means we keep rating Ineos

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Baleba

[📸 @YardbwoyG]

The same folks who argued we needed a big summer window cuz the second half of last season was already showing obvious issues are now also claiming the team was perfect and one guy ruined it.

We’re arguing with guys who have no intention of being rational or honest.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

@saundzo https://t.co/fD3NtMj0tU

Same thing I said

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

He’s a reflection of the energy from the board too

Don’t kill yourself and accept that we’re going to only be aiming for champions league places till the board start backing managers properly and imbibe a standard winning culture ( which I highly doubt).
Yare Yare

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

He’s a reflection of the energy from the board too

Don’t kill yourself and accept that we’re going to only be aiming for champions league places till the board start backing managers properly and imbibe a standard winning culture ( which I highly doubt).
Yare Yare

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am happy with the energy we show today. I think we can take a lot from today”.

“I think we can learn a lot as well. We can be better at certain things, that is pretty clear, but there were some good signs”.

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

Carrick’s style of play is akin to Emery’s.
No problem with it when you’re winning but can really get frustrating when you’re chasing a game

Today’s performance was bland but there was lot of positives as well
Feel Amad return will do us a whole world of good.
21 days break☹️

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

We were beaten by this Brighton superteam

[Adroit Cadet @Adroit_Cadet]

People are overreacting. @Carras16 may have been sold horrendously short in the transfer market, and while his playing model may not be perfect, his United team can still be, imo, very fun this season

Give them some time

A thread:

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

At least we’ve got each other

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Thoroughly enjoying the fact that this was supposed to be a season where one of Milan or United could laugh at the other, instead they both suck so bad that everyone is just permanently demoralized

[M @ThatGuy_utd]

@kena_ewuru Even down to influencing government policies