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[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@HAkabuogu I was enjoying it until that sari dragging part, like must they?😭🤦🏽‍♀️

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@alshadesofFaith @currentiyke Isn't groundnut a fruit?

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@Temmy_omoileri Wait, is this not the author of "grandma Peret"?

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@fifss__ Please remove the Fs

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

Whoever convinced Nigerians that an adult female is not a woman until she is married 🤦🏽‍♀️
More remarkable is the fact that most women in this category find it insulting, mocking or inappropriate to be addressed as such, they prefer "lady"😭.

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

It's a low porosity birdie 💅🏽🤏🏽

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

You know that moment when you pour water on something and expect it to soak completely… but for ducks 🦆, that’s not how their body works at all

They can literally sit in water for hours and still come out looking almost completely dry, like water was never a problem in the first place.

Duck 🦆 Facts

• Ducks belong to the family Anatidae, which includes water birds built for swimming

• Their feathers are coated with a special oil produced from a gland near their tail 😳

• This oil is spread across their body when they preen, making their feathers water-resistant

• Because of this, water simply rolls off their body instead of soaking in 🤯

• Ducks can float easily because their bodies trap air between feathers for buoyancy

• Their feet are designed like paddles, helping them move smoothly in water

• Ducklings are able to swim very soon after birth, almost immediately in many cases (like a baby walking immediately after birth - interesting!)

• Ducks can see in a way that allows them to watch above and below water at the same time

• They communicate using different types of quacks depending on situation and emotion

• Some ducks migrate long distances and can travel thousands of kilometers seasonally - Imagine your Duck travel from Kano to Lagos because heat too much for Kano 😁

• Despite looking soft, they are very adapted for survival in water and land

• Their waterproof system helps them stay warm even in cold environments

The most interesting fact about duck 🦆 is they're one of the sweetest bird ever!

They're one of the easiest birds to rear and a good business if you're looking to start livestock production - just be ready to pack watery poo 😁

As a local man - their feet and head when added to one or two concoctions and leaves invoke the universe to bless us beyond measures (Don't ask me I know a lot of things 😂)

Have you ever tasted Duck?
If everything is provided would you go into Duck
🦆 farming?

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@_Kangchi_8 @oku_yungx Winterfell protein merchants?

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

Still in the process but sunscreen works like magic, especially if you spend a lot of time outdoors. If you have oily skin like me, get gel/water based.
I use the Nivea super water gel

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

To the girls who go rid of their acne & hyperpigmentation, how did y’all do it? 😭✨

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

Have you all always been obsessed with yogourt or is it the "long life syndrome"???

[Melanin Nwa 🌺✨ @sisbruuv]

My Greek yoghurt came out perfect.😍

1kg of milk gave me this.

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@Ol0ye Imagine a male doctor doing it instead🤔

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@Arden_2210 18
Not hard actually

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

You mean closeup?

[Monica @musing_monica]

Colgate did branding so well that some people still call every toothpaste- Colgate!

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

My brain didn't say 300😅

[clara @Mishi_2210_]

Your brain might say 300,

but it isn’t. So what is it?

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

"they will never sell at a loss" no be for person way the sell fresh food items that can easily spoil oo

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Here is the hack:

Let’s say you want to buy 10k worth of beef, don’t go there and tell the aboki that he should cut 10k beef for you. This is what you should do:

- Select a very big chunk of the meat on the table.
- Ask him how much. (In your mind you know that meat may be worth let’s say 20k).
- He will tell you 25k
- Start pricing from 6k. Yes, I said 6k.
- He will squeeze face but stand on that your 6k.
- He will tell you the last price is 20k.
- Tell him you can only add 1500, that is 7,500. Squeeze your face too. This is negotiation not romance.
- He will tell you 18k last.
- Tell him you will only pay 8,500. And that if you exceed that, you cannot buy the other stuff you came to the market for.
- He will say no, that it is 17k last.
- Tell him you are going to buy fish, except he will sell for 10k.

Trust me, he will.
Market men and women naturally want to cheat you first before anything else. They will never sell at a loss. If you know how to bargain well like me, you’ll always get a good deal. You are welcome.😊

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

So people in other places got rain and we are just getting breeze???

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

This man practically makes stories up to convince people/himself that Europe is better than every other place especially America 😅

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Poland-based businessman sparks controversy after halting wife’s s+xual h@rassment trial against her Nigerian boss over r@cism concerns.

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

@Miss_Oluremi I understand and support everything you did except...why did you report the woman to her husband instead of cautioning her directly? 🤔

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

My mum once killed a snake she then told my little nephew that It was God that helped her to kill the snake, a few days later he came back from school and told us that God helped his classmate's dog to kill a snake😭.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Stop leaving y'all kids around them extra old folks. I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said... “If the Lord see fit, 6 in May.”

[That Girl @ThatGyal001]

You no go convert keh😂

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

physics lecturer carefully putting km/h instead of m/s to waste time of the students

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

The older I get, the more I see that some of the dysfunctions in home are propagated in church

I think we put burdens especially on women that even the Bible did not put on us

Who clears the table is not a hard or fast rule and in my opinion does not depict honour. It’s simply a matter of keeping your house clean.

The first line here is where I think the problem lies.

“You’re not there to clear his table”

Let’s not even talk about whether or not a wife should clear the table every single time.

So your wife is not there and you can’t stand up and carry your plate to the kitchen as a fully functional man?

And the fact that the other female in the house does not carry your plate means that you’re being dishonoured?

The problem here is that in your own house, you’re not carrying your used plates to the kitchen.

That’s the only problem I see here.

You’re inadvertently teaching young men that if they don’t have their table cleared by a female, they are being dishonoured

Tomorrow we wonder where these crop of entitled men who use scripture to oppress women come from.

This whole Lord and Master narrative we keep propagating is not it at all

Even Jesus washed feet.