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I don't believe in beating my kids. So I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.

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Check out this YouTube video if you want to laugh! http://t.co/y0KzDNbh

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#YouKnowYouInTheHoodWhen You see a corner store that sells clothes, shoes, chips, juice, and cell phones.

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I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter who builds steps.

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#ThingsEveryoneCanRelateTo being forced into donating a dollar to some charity because you can’t say no to the cashier.

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#SongsICanRelateTo ‘Silent Night’ – Helen Keller.

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#WhenImBored Sometimes I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I’m a crumb.

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You don’t watch America’s Most Wanted, do you? #BadFirstDateQuestions.

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“Get in the van.” #FourWordsYouDontWantToHear.

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Stacey's mom. #ToDoList.

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YOLO #StopSayingThat

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#HowToGetRejected Quote Nicki Minaj on your date.

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Today, I was reading 60 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Number 41 was to make a pillow fort. I know what I’m doing today.

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#UnlikelySequels ET Comes Back

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you get halfway through telling a story before you realize your story sucks.

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I got caught setting off the fire alarm. I would've gotten away, but it took me too long to climb down the ladder. #LittlePeopleProblems.

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Do poor midgets open up the toaster oven to heat the house? #LittlePeopleProblems

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I let Michael Vick walk my dog. Bad idea.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when the cashier starts flirting with you and you say, “So do you work here?”

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According to suicide statistics, Monday is the most popular day for self destruction. #JustAThought.