Mykie🌵

Prettiest girl in the morgue xo

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

The tassle was definitely worth the hassle! 💅 It still feels like a dream to hold my degree, I feel like I'm going to wake up and I'll be back in first year struggling again. I am so grateful to be thriving (living paycheck to paycheck counts as thriving, right?)
-Graduation👩‍🎓

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[leanne @toothgarden]

i didnt like your tweet i loved it. i love you

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat's beautiful little face

[trash jones @jzux]

but this is my emotional support Thought That Hurts Me

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

I had a cigarette three months ago and I can't stop thinking about it.

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

@GFroesey

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

Fran: ....... we'll only be outside for a minute so I dont think you need to put on suncream
Me, already head to toe covered in suncream: ....... the sun is a deadly laser

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

@Quasica

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

The best thing about living with my brother is that I can get him in trouble with our parents by telling on him when he annoys me 😁
The worst thing about living with my brother is he can get me in trouble with our parents by telling on me when I annoy him😔

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

How I act when I'm being a demon at home and he can't stop me vs how i act when he gets our parents involved because, and I quote, "they raised a demon"

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[Laurasia, Pangea @AdvilCherry]

therapist really said "what does it take to to get suicide off the table" like it was an business proposal

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

I really need a professional drunk translator for my brother because he is insanely adamant i need to retrieve the "toilet glasses from the basket" and I have ZERO ideas what that could possibly mean but he's very annoyed that I wont help

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

started smoking while drunk again, and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around my lungs. a lot of people don’t know this

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[Mykie🌵 @ThatIrishGem]

Sometimes people accuse me of ignoring/avoiding them, but its not a choice, its because I'm exploring wierd theories that cant be shared on the internet, my current one is "women get dumber after birth to ensure bonding bc babies cant hold intelligent conversations"