Senator Cash Bastardsen

[Senator Cash Bastardsen @ThatIsVerySilly]

"Did you just say Markiplier?"
*puts out cigarette*
"I haven't heard that name in a long time..."

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@soupformy_fam How would his hair fare in a blizzard

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Most people trying to get someone elected: My candidate has so much support from regular people!

You trying to get someone elected: So I met this guy who fucking hates me

[Brady Penfield🇻🇦 @brady_penfield]

Just talked to a gentleman who moved to Eau Claire a month ago from Oregon.

Unfortunately, he’s a hardcore democrat, and he was rude too.

I don’t know about you but I don’t want the politics of Portland, Oregon in Wisconsin, vote @derrickvanorden in November!

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@taylr A short walk away from Mari’s Watch Bar, which is NOW OPPEN!

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@DrewSav Have you considered that Minnesota is ground zero for the Median Voter Mind Virus that makes people change all of their beliefs based on whichever political ad they've seen most recently

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This is a certified Kenwood Moment™

“We all do better when things stay the same for me”

[Uncrewed @Uncrewed]

Part of the reason why Peggy Flanagan was able to win by nearly 20 points statewide over Angie Craig on Tuesday was her huge wins in Minneapolis & St. Paul.

Despite the Twin Cities' individual Mayors backing Craig, Flanagan destroyed her pretty much everywhere in both cities.

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@jackunheard Man, Abdul El-Sayed used to be way fatter and whiter and older back then

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@Komrad_Iron @taylr How is this possible??? The median on Hennepin is still there!!

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New York is the Wisconsin Rapids of America

[Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @HellGateNY]

This past weekend, former Mayor Eric Adams was in Wisconsin Rapids—population 18,654—trying to convince residents that they should allow a real estate developer to build a data center in the heart of their town.

The public hearing did not go well.

https://t.co/33Y6HVwiZs

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@taylr Don Shelby off the shits

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@yourwinterlight His mouth is the same shape as the Nostalgia Critic

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@PollTracker2024 Nothing but respect for MY president

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@WedgeLIVE Thanking God every day that MPHA hasn’t changed that 2006-ass logo

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@AlinaBonsell You seem exhausting

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@taylr No joke, when I moved to Minneapolis, this is how I figured out that Don Samuels was bad news before I even knew which office he was running for

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@melissaeweiss @RepRoKhanna

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@daveweigel God forbid you Get Things Done

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Pride Month Icon? This Woman is Mean

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@soupformy_fam Minnesota stands with law enforcement!!

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@taylr And I want to take metal shavings out of his ice cream, but unfortunately we have to live with both https://t.co/ivw14BBl7a

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@soupformy_fam The only way to stop a bad guy with a grocery store is a good guy with a grocery store.