having kids is so awesome because you spend all your money on food, clothes, and toys, just so they can sit naked, eating the dog’s food while playing with a remote.
Just found an extra Midnights (Late Night Edition) CD from the Metlife shows……figured we could giveaway to one of you. Repost/retweet and we will pick someone later today (8pm EST) 🫶
anna: mom, did you know we had a school canceller?
me: honey i think you mean counselor. they help students who may be having some tough days.
anna: no mom. she is our canceller so she cancels school when it rains.