Jason Weiser

Podcaster: @MythsandLegends, @fictionalpod, Scoundrel, Best of the Worst. I used to fold towels at the professional level.

Mastodon: @[email protected]

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“Ulysses”? Please. That was NOTHING like the Odyssey and I should know I saw the Odyssey episode of Wishbone

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I’m the Socrates of “Ulysses” readers because no one really knows what’s going on but I admit it makes no sense therefore I am the smartest reader of them all

[miru 💫 @aatracoes]

honestly not a day goes by without me thinking of this image

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Can you all just move to Bluesky already so I can stop coming here?

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Taylor Swift: *names album “Tortured Poets Department”*


The denizens of Dante’s first circle of hell: “art we a joke to thee?”

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Ahead of the curve, here. Been leaving the "cool" out of podcasting for years. This is an intentional thing I have been doing intentionally.

https://t.co/DVB59X5qAI

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I know nothing of the #ShazamMovie coming out today, but I can only assume it'll include this actual scene from the comics, where Shazam's greatest enemy, Mr. Mind, crawled under his clothes to give him a "de luxe tickle"

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I get the feeling this place is on its last leg, so if this is my final tweet, I want to share a fun breakfast cocktail: Syrup Some Trouble.

It’s like a boilermaker, but it’s a shot of maple syrup dropped into a larger, full glass of syrup. No ice.

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@amahnke @misterarnie Ours is next month! 2015 was a good year to start a podcast, it seems. Congrats, guys 😀

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FBI spokesman says they’re just balloons don’t worry about it

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@PTrimble66 I kept running through action movie catchphrases a baker would say when killing a dragon and it took a while, but soon as I thought up the line I knew that, no matter how cringy, I had to say it. It was my duty.

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Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place.

[Dune Quotes @DuneQuoteBot]

Twitter has announced it will begin charging for API access starting 2/9/23. That's how I auto-post. This bot is a hobby for me, so this account will stop posting when that happens.

The Dune Quote Bot is on Mastodon if you want to keep following: https://t.co/X11P3PLtP9

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Twitter discussing the API terms with developers:

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Do you want real life Jurassic Park? Because this is how you get real life Jurassic Park.

https://t.co/WIWc8o3J2h

[sick public transit, gloria @seungylee14]

gm to the tiktok lady who said the myth of Sisyphus is about the value of having a good daily routine and that Sisyphus is happy because he is getting more swole every time he pushes the boulder up. my brain gets hot like an old laptop thinking about it

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@amahnke @ApplePodcasts Yup. Someone said they stopped listening because we put M&L behind a paywall? In Apple’s defense I have no idea how you can look at the premium content UI and come away thinking that

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It’s so so so ridiculously easy to find amazing music made by talented people for incredibly reasonable prices if it isn’t already being given away with a Creative Commons license.

Tech continues to excel at solving problems that are not problems.

https://t.co/gsvwXuRPdR

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Did some axolotl research. They’re wild

They can regrow & accept limbs and eyes from other axolotls

They can regrow everything up to parts of their own brains & hearts

They are carnivores and can be cannibals

They’re basically tiny transparent Wolverines with creepy dead eyes

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The poets got it right. Money can't corrupt what's literally worthless.

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US Poet Laureate Stanley Kunitz once said "poetry is the last form of uncorrupted art because it holds no market value," which is somehow both the highest honor and the deepest burn.

[Sophie Bebeau @SophieBebeau]

@ThatJasonWeiser The PRESTIGE. has this man ever met a poet?????