English Twitter
- Stormzy
- Racism
- Brexit
- Posh girl with damaged passport
- Katie Hopkins reminding us she's a degenerate
Irish Twitter
- Arlene Foster is riding her driver
- Someone is a cannibal
- Someone is into spider porn
Our food arrived stone cold because the driver got stuck in traffic, because he drove a car. Who the fuck delivers food in a car in London? A mercedes no less!
One of the familiar strangers I see every morning has started doing the awkward half smile to me and now I have to do keep doing the awkward half smile to him too π«