Kal-El

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

@ThatKevinSmith Brodie was right. Lois' vag could not handle my load. That's why I jerked into my hand and fisted her to knock her up.

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

Flying's great 'til you have the shits. And then it's fine for me, but hell on everyone else. Sorry, Cleveland.

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

@ThatKevinSmith Brodie was right. Lois' vag couldn't handle my load. That's why I jerked into my hand and fisted her to knock her up.

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

In case you were wondering ... 10.5" uncut. (What, u thought I'd be circumcised? How? I'm Superman! No scalpel can cut my cock!)

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

Hey Batman (@RalphGarman), why is it us DC folks have to live in made up, bullshit cities? Has me in fuckin' therapy 2 days a week...

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

Jerked off this morning and my load went through the wall and damn near killed my neighbor... Sorry 'bout that, Bill.

[Kal-El @ThatKal_El]

Man. It was a BITCH finding a username. All the damn posers on here ... Sheesh!