Kelsey Willard

where must we go? we who wander this wasteland in search of our better selves? // further up and further in

[Leor Sapir @LeorSapir]

I'm thinking of starting a nonprofit called More Than Words that matches land acknowledgers with Native Americans families. If you acknowledge that you're on stolen land, my organization will match you with a specific family whose land you or your ancestors stole. You would then transfer "your" property to the rightful owner, with More Than Words covering all associated legal and administrative fees.

[john @johnsemley3000]

waiting for Robert Eggers' The Crëture Froym the Blac Lagoun and Robert Eggers' Abbotte & Costelleo Meten the Mummïe

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

My biggest frustration with American culture is that everything is viewed as an imposition.

Don’t ask your loved one about a baby they may have lost, don’t bother new parents, don’t step in with a marriage headed toward divorce, don’t invite yourself over, don’t ask when couples want to have kids, don’t offer any opinions about the affairs of close friends and family.

Actually, maybe you should. And maybe the reason we’re all so lonely is that we insist upon having so much privacy from the people closest to us.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

Public school teachers are insufferable with the “you don’t know how hard my job is” expecting to be placed on a pedestal for a job they chose to do which includes weekends, holidays & summers off

Stop being such a pussy

[• Slate • @zephyr08400]

Survivor needs to go back to filming in diverse locations and have Survivor 52: Flint, Michigan

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking

[conor @conor_brn]

Train conductor just gave a little girl a ticket ‘with a doggy on it’ and said that it’ll get her on ‘any train in the world’ now. How’s that fucking fair

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Communists fucked up boiling water once so now we can't have cheap and efficient electricity

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Rizo had to remind Coach that they slay dragons at tribal council and not at camp 😂 #survivor50

[BoogerCheeseOnRye DeepFried @BoogersAndCheez]

@aedison I had to tell someone once that an old password of mine was "ThereOnceWasAManFromNantucketWhosDickWasSoLongHeCouldSuckItAndHeSaidWithAGrinWithHisThumbOnHisChinIfMyEarWereACuntIdFuckIt!6969420666

[Kelsey Willard @ThatKelsMann]

nobody encourages you to vacuum more regularly than a baby that’s figuring out their pincer grasp

[Kelsey Willard @ThatKelsMann]

I love an annoying nerd so damn much

[Kelsey Willard @ThatKelsMann]

RIZGOD BABY Christian 01 10 11 honey Dragon Slayer darling OMG this season is so great my favs be winning #Survivor50