Smitty

rockstar lifestyle, might not make it

[Smitty @ThatKidHS]

“Hate me or love me, you watched. That’s all you could do.” - Pete Weber

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

*getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: we also noticed tha-

Me:

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?”
Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to

[Caj @cajacs]

When I’ve got 12 at the blackjack table

[Smitty @ThatKidHS]

The Flint Michigan Tropics would be happy to have him.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

RUMOR: Cam Thomas feels DISRESPECTED by the Nets 2-year $14.1M offer. He averaged 24 PPG last year. 😵

What team would suit him best?
https://t.co/p9KvhTran1

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

RONALD ACUÑA JR. WITH THE THROW OF THE YEAR

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

We’ve seen more bat innovation in 1 week than we have in the past 200 years of baseball

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My toll business collected $25 million last month

The best part?

I don't own any toll booths or maintain any highways

I just send this text out to random numbers and collect money

Passive income is a cheat code

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

"who designed this? too many columns. structurally redundant. waste of materials. look at those muppets in their matching pink, how stupid. acoustics could be improved by at least 17%. should install hexagonal sound panels. i wonder what's happening on 𝕏"

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How every game of RISK ends

[Hoops @Hoopss]

I pounded these like Tic Tacs throughout my childhood and am now immune to all diseases.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Biden literally had topless transgender activists on the White House lawn.

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

If you honestly believe this bs story that they found the United Healthcare CEO’s killer FIVE days later still wearing the same clothes with the murder weapon on him, and a fucking written manifesto in his pocket, your functionally low I.Q.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Wtf @Spotify ?

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

@realestatedude0 Black market gun... Clearly you're a fucking idiot........ why would criminal use a black market gun?? What would be the point of gun laws if you can just not follow them.... fucking idiot go away

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

On Friday night, a 58-year-old Mike survived 8 rounds with 27-year-old Jake Paul.

And the old warhorse still delivered the odd comedy moment.

Asked by a 14-year-old about his legacy, he launched into a bleak monologue about eternal nothingness.