Don Johnstone

Co-creator: @iza__global of 5 (2 sets of 2!)
Commentary with balls!
BOKKE! LIVERPOOL!
It's Nice to be Nice!
Go Hard! Keep Smil

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Apparently Dads are always KIFF though.
.#winning

[bender871 @Empiricist871]

I grieve for the old, libertarian EFF. It is a loss, just like the loss of the old, real ACLU.

These orgs used to defend liberty. Now they are woke omnicause clones.

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

If nothing else, Liverpool's last 7 league games are going to be fun! They play 6 of them against the other sides competing for 3 UCL places! To the wire!

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Flex! And the replies!

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

BREAKING: Like every other day during the war, Iran has announced that the Strait of Hormuz is open, but only for those who pay the toll. This will continue despite the ceasefire.

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

@Upumba And Ashley Cole, Marhez & Kanté. 😁

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Only 4 players have won the Premier League with 2 different clubs & won the Champions League with 1 of them.

Guess who?

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Spurs trying to stay in the Premier League…

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

That's the next 3 seasons of managers sorted then.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham sounding out up to eight names to replace Igor Tudor https://t.co/QEGhjX4oQD

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

France conceded just 34 points in their 1st 3 games.

And 96 in their final 2.

Would love to see in depth analysis about what Scotland & England did to expose them in the way that they did.

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Iran announces the Strait of Hormuz is open to all countries except the United States, Israel, and their allies.

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Please let his name be Ronald.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Ronaldinho's brother is the exact midpoint between Ronaldinho himself and R9. 🇧🇷

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

France shipped 96 points in their final 2 matches.

And still won the 6 Nations.

Rugby.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 12 hours?

> A CEO of a $200 billion company said on camera that 35% of new grads won't find jobs. He didn't even flinch saying it.

> Meta made $165 billion last year and is still firing 15,000 people because apparently record profit isn't profitable enough.

> Some random guy in Florida sold his entire house in 5 days using ChatGPT. No real estate agent, no commission, no experience. Just vibes and a $20 subscription.

> A man in Australia cured his dying dog's cancer with AI after every single vet told him there was nothing left to do. Built a custom vaccine from his couch.

> The guy who created Uber and left 300,000 taxi drivers broke is back. Building robots now because apparently ruining one industry wasn't enough.

> Tinder wants access to your camera roll. Your drunk photos, your 3am notes app meltdowns, your deleted selfies. They're calling it a "vibe check."

> Naval, the man who made hundreds of millions investing in software, just said software is dead. Four words and the entire industry felt it.

> And Anthropic removed the limit on how long their AI can think and then doubled everyone's usage for free. Because when the product is addictive enough you give the first taste away.

All of that happened today. Not this week, not this quarter. Today. A random Saturday in March.

This is worse than you being on meth.

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

@iamSivN In all of it how has this brand survived? https://t.co/pSBAl879pE

[Kyros @IamKyros69]

Ben Affleck understands Al more than most people realize

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

The 2 fastest 100's in men's T20 WC history happened in this editions semis!

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Innings of a lifetime. Finn Allen take a bow.

Don't insult the man by discussing the Proteas bottling.

The Kiwis gave them a fucking lesson!

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

@Ryan_Vrede We can't be blaming Dave Rundle surely?

[Dan Cricket @DanCricket93]

AT TEST CRICKET

[Don Johnstone @ThatManDon]

Brentford are ..... *checks notes* ..... *checks notes again* ..... yes, Brentford, are in the race for the UCL spots!