Alonzo Ross

Stand-Up Comedian 🎙 Radio Personality 📻

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

And coming to the stage…Comedian Alonzo Ross 🎙️🔥💯

#mommaboy #dadjokes #standup #comedy #comedian #funny #brucelee #oldsayings #lifelessons #lessonlearned #funny #jokes #reeljokes #reelcomedy #reelcomedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #thatmanzo #midwest #kansas #wichita

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Got damn Wanda Sykes! 🔥🔥🔥

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There is no reason I should log into this here app and see Diddy being the 6th man of the year in a porno! 🤣🤣

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

This game 7 lit!! 🔥

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Yeah yeah yeah. Yo momma like it!

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Wemby gets frustrated and just makes dumb decisions with the basketball 💯

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Betta stop chasin that hoe for you catch her and can’t release her.

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Damn we need mythbusters back! 🤣

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Damn Thursday night feeling like Friday! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Some shit you have to be on ya own for.

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Rousey with the legendary arm bar! 🤣🤣💪🏾

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Dang Diaz got split!

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Tyler Perry movie dads be like 😭😭😭

#dad #kids #wife #love #family

[lil duval @lilduval]

It’s one thing to do a challenge but yall straight up stealing other people skits and building careers off it 😂

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

“I done been through more shit 💩 then corn 🌽 “

-@KarlousM

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

MTV: “You should get some better representation if you don’t like the offer.”

Gets better representation to negotiate a better deal.

MTV: “Fuck this guy! Am i right?”

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

This how they wanted a nigga to act and just be thankful to be on a tv show:

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

That’s why i don’t give a fuck about none of this shit. Cuz it ain’t real, just give me that lil money we talked about and you’ll never have a problem with me. That’s always been my approach.

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Know the feeling all too well! 💯💯

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

That’s right. He don’t fire nobody, he gets them other mfs to do it and act like he don’t know shit about it.

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

@KevOnStage PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE MICROWAVE!! 😤😤

[Alonzo Ross @ThatManZo]

Live YO life everybody else is taken.