Matt Klein

Please enjoy this low hanging fruit.

[Matt Klein @ThatMattKlein]

@greengoblin hahahaha

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People keep asking me if I’m hearing Yanny or Laurel. My question is- why aren’t you all hearing @Yanni !? #yanni #theonetrueyanni #laurelvsyanny #yannyorlaurel

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@pattonoswalt A wolf top with a horse’s dick? Jeez some guys just have it all, huh?

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@MattBesser Don’t get an egg cracked on your head. You’ll look ridiculous!

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@KevinsHairy You’re a cookie boi

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@KevinsHairy @BoatUS So dope !!!

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@MattBesser When was the first time you can recall being a kid and calling an adult out on their bullshit?

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Ah yes! The answer to stopping gun violence in schools is to arm teachers. Or, ya know... put guns in schools. #smh #GunContolNow https://t.co/HFmxPQexPd

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“And now, for our next event - Couples And/Or Siblings Who Might Be Boning Figure Skating...” #WinterOlympics

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@rejectedjokes @DashiellD But not until they do the trust fall

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@jongabrus Ain’t no shame

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@KevinsHairy @phillywonka89 We’re so gangst!

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How I eat my soup and a James Blunt concert have a lot in common in that they’re 98% crackers. #soup #crackers

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@pattonoswalt Silent Indict ... Holy Indict... 🎶

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Excited for #Downsizing but also excited for Morgan Spurlock’s Super Sizing.

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@BrosiahSatz Shit

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@Freydog Such a nasty design scheme bra ✨🤘🔥

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Can you feel it in the air? It’s almost that time of year where we’re all reminded we still can’t buy an entire fucking car for Christmas 😇🌲🚙#happyhondadays #holidayseason

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@KevinsHairy Oh mannn!!!! So cute !

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Call @AjitPaiFCC at 202 418 1000 and tell him NO on destroying #NetNeutrality. Thank you!!!