Christopher Meloni

~~RP~~ I have a hot ass.

[Christopher Meloni @ThatMeloni]

@fakeyblakey It's me. :)

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@ahishazoetrum Glad to see that I'm wanted and that people think my girlfriend @thatmariska is hot. :D

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@ahishazoetrum Me? Hmm...Awesome.

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GUISE. I'm bored.

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@ahishazoetrum What is life?

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@thatmariska Then I beckon you forward to attack me mercilessly.

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@thatmariska I'm excited. Really. I am. You can see it.

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@thatmariska We're going to make hot babies.

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@thatmariska Marry me?

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@thattina Yes, I am well aware that my sexy ass girlfriend is here. :D

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@thattina To which one are you referring, Tina Fey?

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@thatmariska I know I am. Glad you noticed.

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As you should my love. @ThatMariska

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@ThatMariska You're hot.

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@thattina Hello Tina Fey.

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Oops. Another error. It says I've got 5 when I've got 4. Hmm.

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Twitter's made a fatal error. It says I've got 3 followers when it shows I've got but 2.

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I just entered the world. The twitter world, that is.