Mike Elliott

Writer, Musician, Sharknado survivor & Bunnings Snags connoisseur. I still kick butt on Goldeneye.

[Mike Elliott @ThatMikeElliott]

Stop! Stop! They're Already Dead! #aflgrandfinal #AFLSwansLions

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@AaronJSauer @DrStevenJLawson Self projection

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

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I found out the new neighbours are Carlton supporters last night. I was taking the trash out and heard them and their kids screaming and swearing at the TV. I might drop in a sympathy card. #afllionsblues

[Ghostbusters.net @GhostbustersNet]

Enjoy your weekend.

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@SnoopVonPoop @hwinkler4real I don't have a gun and I don't have to worry about my kid getting shot at the school... and guess what? I'm free.

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Hey America, where are all these good guys with guns that are stopping all these school shootings. Somehow I don't think the land of the free is actually free..

Guess what? There are other countries that are more free than the states.

[Bendigo Standard @BendigoStandard]

Bendigo Coffee Shops Replace Flat White With ‘Flat Caucasian’—Extra Cream, Zero Sensitivity! https://t.co/PNZJXf2GDT

[Bendigo Standard @BendigoStandard]

For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off https://t.co/zMkztpY0Pb

[Bendigo Standard @BendigoStandard]

Family Never Planned To Attend Baby’s Stupid Birthday Despite Clicking ‘Going’ https://t.co/DUV9LPL8nM

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Fountain To Flow With Beer For 10th Anniversary Of Bendigo On The Hop

https://t.co/av4jASL8NX

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Cool

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@CraigKellyPHON Good luck with polio

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Why the hell are the hunters still using Windows 10? #Hunted

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I finished Red Dead Redemption 2 a couple of weeks ago for the first time. I managed to avoid spoilers the whole time and I went into it blind. I had no idea about anything.

I had to stop after that ending as I was emotionally wrecked.

Incredible. My favourite game ever. #rdr2

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Someone please apologise to @OrvilleIV for the Logies for me. Yes, we are aware it's a crap fest. #Logies

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@Ceebee600 @GuySebastian @jessicamauboy It was the second verse. Must of been a timing issue.

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That John Farnham tribute at the Logies with @GuySebastian and @jessicamauboy and his original band was bloody incredible.

How about an album that features Aussie artists with John Farnham's band? #Logies2024

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I hope Big Bang Theory wins the Logie for "show that won't shut the hell up with the repeats"

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@worstgeneD @libsoftiktok It wasn't the last supper. Explain to me who the blue guy is. Secondly, chill.