Just finished a presentation through zoom while holding in a fart, a few minutes later I finally let it rip, it was loud, loud enough to scare my dog, it felt good to finally let it go, guess who forgot to turn on mute
I told him all the stuff he should look out for when stock piling and he just laughed at me like I'm crazy, he's now talking to his best friend and telling him everything I said like he's is the most brilliant man in the world
My dad just called me an idiot for trying to get dog food while we get ready for a possible quarantine, but he had to get over 12 bottles of alcohol because "who knows how long we could be stuck inside" ๐
He literally just told me that my area of study (civil engineering) is a waste on taxes, ok then I guess he doesn't want clean water, smoothish traffic, a lake to fish at, having his piss just disappear, safe places to camp, or even a structurally sound house to live in
My dad literally just yelled at me for having to pay taxes for sewer systems and clean water, he is blaming me for it because I applied to work at a company that is working on the new system, so guess what I have to go turn them down because my dad doesn't believe in clean water
Getting older means having weird random pains and inorder to fix them they require different treatments such as one you need to rest and not move while at the same time the other requires you to keep moving and avoid rest, yeah getting older sucks
Just heard an older lady in the booth next to me tell her dinner partner that the waitress should "put a little lipstick on" and goes to say how she would look better, I'm looking at the waitress and literally cannot find a reason why she needs makeup, not even an acne scar