Nick Offerman's Giggle

Animal & oddity lover, dog groomer, cancer survivor, Nashville native, antifascist, bog witch, sometimes NSFW, she/her

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

Genuinely we dont need ai

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Having a real bad time over here

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

They call them “data centers” because calling them “mass surveillance centers” might cause an uprising.

[tawny @tawnniee]

being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Words cannot express how much I miss the pre-AI internet.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I don't think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

[soli @solisolsoli]

in flames by Ilaria Ratti

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

You ever feel like you sorta kinda got life figured out, and then something big and crazy happens, and then like a year later you look back and you're just like...I didn't have jack shit figured out lol

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Man I wish I had like a normal relationship with my job

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Thanks, Snapchat, for showing me how fit and healthy I was 5 years ago 🥹

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Every client knows what "short but not shaved" means until I ask them to define it.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I’m like if a hopeless romantic was traumatized but also a pervert

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Who the FUCK tryin to call me at 8:30pm

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If you call the police because you *think* you saw a mom stealing diapers, you deserve to go to hell

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

"No pets allowed!"
Yeah good idea a dog might dig up the corpse and the pound of crack rock been buried in the back yard since '93

[Nick Offerman's Giggle @ThatOneChick997]

Every time I see a white woman posting about a house for rent for $4k on Lischey Ave my brain breaks a little

[🐚 @pinkyfemme]

came to the realisation that i wanna be sexualised bc it’s the only time i feel wanted and that’s enough of oversharing fir one day