.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.
Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.
PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.
This Khan soldier spots an NCR ranger patrolling from 200 meters away and decides he shouldn't do that anymore. Showcasing the superior marksmanship of the Great Khans!
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Just got back from Costco…
I was in the checkout line with a giant 50-pound bag of Purina dog chow for Buster, my 191-pound massive dog.
The woman behind me looked at the bag, then at me, and asked, “Oh! Do you have a dog?”
(What did she think I had—an elephant?)
Since I’m retired and have way too much free time, I decided to have a little fun. I told her, dead serious, “No, I don’t have a dog. I’m going back on the Purina Diet.”
Her eyes widened, so I continued, “Last time I tried it, I lost 50 pounds before I landed in intensive care—tubes everywhere, IVs in both arms. But hey, it works! The diet’s simple: fill your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat a few whenever you feel hungry. Perfectly balanced nutrition.”
By now, everyone in line was listening like I was giving a TED Talk.
The poor woman gasped, “Oh my goodness! Did the dog food poison you?”
I shook my head. “Nope. I just stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and got hit by a car.”
The guy behind her nearly collapsed from laughing so hard.