Jordan

26 | Macaulay Culkin's washed out stunt double | Professional dumbass, Mediocre drunk

[Jordan @ThatOneGuyShotz]

@yeliaB_retnuH The fiancé and I are in the middle of buying a house and let me tell ya, it’s a trip right now

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@hillsoft @cloudy_nature @kmbdmb Blame cloud 😂😂

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Suck it 😂😂 ⁦@cloudy_nature⁩ ⁦@hillsoft ⁩⁦@kmbdmb⁩

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@cloudy_nature @hillsoft @kmbdmb

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“Hawaii is just California’s Florida”

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i just walked in on a dude deadass asleep in the PortaPotty™ 💀💀

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I rarely ever enter radio contests, but I just won 2 tickets to see @twentyonepilots next Wednesday! Big hype! Thanks @CD929fm !!

Haven’t seen them play in Columbus since 2012 and I’m beyond excited 😅

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You know the relationship is serious when you start a Sims family together

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@hillsoft @SaffyPie I’ve been doing a supersize me challenge, but with Whiskey. It checks out

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Investments well made.

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@csebaz Yeah, definitely!

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@csebaz Thats awesome 😊It has been 😂 Like 6 years or something?! Either way, missed ya! Glad to see you back!

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today's been a good day

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me and my pal playing drunk souls, taking a shot every death!

https://t.co/WOwhJz4zbe

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This Fisting Continues. We Gon' fuck up all the Bosses today.

https://t.co/WOwhJz4zbe

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Running late.

fml. Gonna start at 3 EST

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The Fisting of Lordran continues tomorrow for Part 3 Starting roughly at Noon EST.

I want to make a lot of progress, so tomorrow is gonna be a long one. I ain't gonna stop until all the bosses of Dark Souls has been given a proper Fisting.

https://t.co/WOwhJz4zbe

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The Fisting of Lordran Part 2 starting right.... Now!

Also going to be playing with Crowd Control so you guys can ruin my playthrough. This Gon' be good.

https://t.co/WOwhJz4zbe