ThatOneNurse

"it be like that sometimes" #nursehumor #nursing #BSN #RN

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I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

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@wokeSTEMteacher College- nursing lab. Embarrassing & sad realization.

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me and my bff walking in to work when we’re scheduled together:

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My patient was trying sooo hard to set me up with her son. She was showing me pics of him shirtless on the beach. 😂
Oh and OF COURSE he’s a doctor. 🤪

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Me trying to think of a neutral reply when my patient asked me if I love Donald Trump—

He then says: “if you’re a democrat I don’t want you in here.”

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The patient telling me how many minutes they’ve been waiting for me: #nursehumor

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Me: “I get sexually harassed every other week at work.”

Man: “well what can ya do. They’re old men with a few years of life left. It’s best to just get over it. No offense.”

#umexcuseme #nurselife

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When my elderly male patient said to me, “I thought you were a beautiful young girl. And then I saw your tattoo. Now you’ve completely ruined this.”

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When your coworker threatens to walk out during shift... 🤷🏼‍♀️

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When my patients joke that I look like a high schooler...

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@ERshitmagnet @WannabetheI

[NPR @NPR]

A child in Oregon contracted tetanus because he wasn't vaccinated — and spent 57 days in the hospital. https://t.co/ebs4mY5Pyu

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Child abuse?

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every morning before work

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when the doc tells the patient exactly what I already told them

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Every time someone insinuates I make hella money

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What’s with middle aged men and refusing the flu vaccine? Honey, the sniffles is not you getting the flu after a previous vaccine. Men out here acting like they dying all the time.

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Every time someone insinuates I make hella money

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Me: “I get sexually harassed every other week at work.”

Man: “well what can ya do. They’re old men with a few years of life left. It’s best to just get over it. No offense.”

#umexcuseme #nurselife

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@Kati_Kleber Gosh. You simply cannot evaluate trends if you’re doing this.