Johnnie Skywalker

Born 1367 - Died ???

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

POV no estas ni vivo ni muerto

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

Obsession is a really good movie but unfortunately it's a movie that makes dumb people feel really smart for seeing very obvious and intentional meanings so the past few weeks of "discourse" have been really painful

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

Soy como Marty Supreme pero en lugar de jugar al ping pong me pongo en pedo y hablo de Star Wars

[ryn 🩵 @hamilclercs]

Sometimes I wonder what a special and contemplative ride this must have been for him. A sunset ride home on the streets you rode your bike on as a child after fulfilling the prophecy laid before you from your first time sat in a go kart.

[Ken @kenbolido]

100% yeeting the most annoying person in VC to the back of the fucking bus

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

El que maneja esta cuenta tiene 12 años sino no se explica

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Return of the Jedi’ was released 43 years ago today

[sam @texhnolyzedfish]

awesome party trick: explain the plot of megalopolis to random women

[bowie knife99 @BowieKnife99]

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. I don’t have any credits, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will RAM you #FH6

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

Siempre supe que la Jihad Butleriana iba a ser impulsada por la verdadera religión

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pope Leo XIV on AI:

“Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

Why isn't he speaking bullshit like God intended

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

This makes him more competent than 99% of psychiatrists

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

@ar_jorge1987 Están abriendo un lubricentro bro

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

Wolfenstein en 2017: Soy vegana (IGN 10/10)
Wolfenstein en 2009:

[Michael | Making STATIC ZERO 🔻 @ArkhamDreamer]

That opening mission in Wolfenstein 2009 is still absolute cinema. Blowing up that wagon of Veil canisters and watching everything float away. Then spending the rest of the level shooting Nazis in Zero-G while gravity flips on and off? Complete madness.

[The Mighty Dud Bolt @mightydudbolt]

I have a feeling this mogging in particular will piss off the Andor-ites something fierce. But, deep down, we all know I'm right, don't we?

We all know that Lama Su and Taun We and Kamino look more unique and strange and beautiful than any of Tony Gilroy's half-assed attempts at recapturing the genius of THX 1138.

We all know the image of an angelic Padme smiling and handing Boss Nass a glowing orb of friendship, which he raises to the heavens as he bellows "PEACE," will ultimately outlast the image of Mon Mothma being boutta get white-girl-wasted while flailing around to a techno beat.

We all know that, army or not, Obi-Wan must realize...he is DOOMED. Meanwhile, no one even remembers, or cares, what is happening in that third Andor shot.

Something tells me, call it intuition, call it what you like, that the picture Lucas painted of the birth of Darth Vader will persist in cultural memory for far longer than Forest Whitaker going on a bizarre monologue about huffing gas fumes, being gay, and doing crimes.

All of which is to say, PJ:
I will continue crying, I will continue whining, I will continue coping & seething, I will continue loving women (heterosexually), and I will continue mogging. Until you submit.

[adam @acscosplay]

Actually Star Wars is built on a trilogy of movies so good that it’s influenced cinema for nearly 50 years

[balta 🦕 @BGarcN2]

record for quickest a movie has made me sob lol

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

Y si voy de nuevo

[Top Gun @TopGunMovie]

Everyone's still feeling the need. This is for you, aviators. TOP GUN and TOP GUN: MAVERICK will be in select theatres for ONE MORE WEEK. Get your tickets now: https://t.co/k6XpofqM2D #TopGun

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

@MeDicenFari Banca no te tengo agendado

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

Yo sacando entradas para Inland Empire: Que capo que soy
Yo hoy: Quien MIERDA me mandó a ver una película de tres horas un lunes a las 10 de la noche en LUJAN

[Johnnie Skywalker @ThatPBloke]

@MeDicenFari Mira wpp