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Life's too short to be boring and sober. Lets party.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

But I'm just sick

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

My throat is really sore like I've been doing some extracurricular activities.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Just shut up and show me where your dick's at.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

I just spilled a little beer. Someone shoot me. #AlcoholAbuse #Beer #WhereAmI?

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Why do I get the feeling that a lot of anons are tweens? #JustAThought

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Listening to some straight men talk about some blonde across the way. Awkward.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Just a gay guy living in a straight world.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Some middle aged woman just hit on me. #SorryImGay 😘

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Coming onto me with corny lines #WaysToMakeMeMad

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

I asked for Patron, not Jose #WaysToMakeMeMad

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Ordering me a well drink when I specifically asked for Effen #WaysToMakeMeMad

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Still wearing Abercrombie "Fierce"? I didn't know we were still in high school. #GetLost

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Sorry. I don't make out with ashtrays.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Can someone please tell this guy that popped collars are so 2000's?!

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

#DontBeBoring

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

#YouMightBeARepublican if the only position you like is missionary.

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

$2 tall tap beers? FUCK YES! 🍻

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

What did I do. What did I do. What did I do. What did I do...

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Not spending money on a Valentine's Day date = more beer for me 🍻

[Party Gay @ThatPartyGay]

Always.