PedsRn

I'd rather be elbow deep in kid shit than adults. You even nurse, bruh? These are my opinions and dont reflect my employer. Talk baseball to me

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

Kiddo just yacked up ALL of her meds 🙈

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@Ms_NurseAndMom and I won. Where's the trophy!?

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

My coworkers are talking about how their boobs change so much during pregnancy and after giving birth. #SOS

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

Just watched that episode 😂 https://t.co/B5AoiahOrh

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

My patient is so hyper it's making me so hyper.

#WhatIsAnAdult

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

I'm a pro at inhaling my lunch

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

I always end up spilling something on my scrubs and it's always on my crotch😕. #BillyMadisoesque

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@picu_nurse DO IT!

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

Now my inner fat kid is craving pizza

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

Why the FUCK would you let your obese child order 2 cheeseburgers, tots, and choco cake!?!? #DumbFounded

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@meghanbudt drink. Drank. Drunk type of story!

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

I will never understand why we are not combatting this whole childhood obesity epidemic. It's sickening.

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

I need a drink.

Or multiple drinks

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@tirednurseOK THIS always happens to me. I just want to come to work and leave with no shenanigans.

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@DanielleB104 Lol right! 8 hours of this is 8 hours more than I can handle

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

My 16yo female pt: Omg I'm so excited that you're my nurse.
Me: oh yeah why's that?
Pt: cause you're sexy as hell
Me: 😳🙈😳

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

🎶 Snap backs and Levi jeans, PBR and burnt CD's 🎶

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

Ewwww. Monday found you twice 😕 https://t.co/KRq1MYHVQy

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

No no no no no no no I don't want to be at work when it's gorgeous outside.

[PedsRn @ThatPedsMurse]

@CanadianSN how about what didn't I buy lol 😒