Pothead Mom

These are my best stoner thoughts. You’re welcome.

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Do you guys know that if your little brother accidentally slams your hand in the door of a @Tesla that it doesn’t hurt that much and you don’t feel it the next day? 😂

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

This generation uses “pimple patches”.
Our generation used toothpaste.
We are not the same.

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

@tacokingX But are they Birria????

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

For a second there my high ass thought @amazon had some @JellyRoll615 brand joint maker. 😂😂😂😂

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

What do you think is Taco Bell’s secret ingredient that causes the hard taco shell to stick to the wrapper?

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I was today years old when I realized Woodstock 96 is the reverse of Woodstock 69 and that’s what made it significant to have one in 1996. 🤦🏻

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I better see @KevinHart4real & @kenanthompson Paralympic Highlights show!

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Watching 90 Day Fiancé UK Tell All and my 16 y/o dead ass looked at me when Jamie & his mom were on and said “That’s just an older version of us.” 😂

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

JD Vance looks like a perp from @lawandordertv Law & Order SVU.

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Pleeeeaaassseee make this happen!
Why stop there though? There’s Public Enemy @FlavorFlav, Surreal Life Flavor Flav, (my personal favorite) Flava of Love Flavor Flav.

[Funko @Funko]

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[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I’ve seen @NKOTB four times now and every time it’s been the best night of my life. But NOTHING compared to hearing them say “HELLO ALBUQUERQUE!!!!” 🥰🥰
Additional proud mom moment: When I looked over at my daughter and she was singing along too.

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

@DonnieWahlberg @treasure_nkotb I appreciate how much you guys play to your fan base! I’m a proud 35 year Blockhead but my proudest mom moment was when I looked over at my daughter at the Albuquerque concert and she was singing along to a bunch of songs! 🥰

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Sneak peek at @cody_candelaria’s friendship bracelets for #SDCC2024 #sdcc

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I reeeaaalllyyy need @smuckers to produce a gluten free Uncrustable. 🥺

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I see you @dannywood with your Star Wars shirts at @NKOTB Denver!!!! Fun fact: I have a son named Jedi. See you in Albuquerque!! 😘😘😘

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

For those that said I’m a bad mom, I just want you to know you’re right. 😂 I’m sitting in my smoking chair watching @90DayFiance and my 16 y/o is cleaning the kitchen. #RaisingJedi

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Tell me why my 16 y/o is lecturing me about how it’s too late for me to start a movie when I suggested Step Brothers at NINE PM. 😆🤣😭 #raisingjedi

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Listening to the drunk neighbor talk about how the moon affects the tides and people are mostly water and that’s why we’re affected by full moon.

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

Things I’ve heard my 3 y/o niece say in the last 24 hours:
“You’re pissing me off” (to her mom)
“Are we there yet?” (Before we even left daycare)
“I can’t find my crap” (in her tent that’s filled with a bunch of crap)
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I just told my 16 y/o not to boss me and this mfer replied with “then get your life together” #raisingjedi